The Pedants' Society

The Register

The Roll of Fellows of the Pedants' Society, in full. Sortable, searchable, and — the Society maintains — substantively accurate.

No. Name Admitted Tier Distinction
00001 Miss Emily Clatterbuck January 1847 Foundation Founding Fellow. Letter to The Times, 14 March 1846.
00002 Rev. Augustus Prout-Whistle January 1847 Foundation Founding Fellow. Presided over the First Schism. d. 1861.
00003 Mrs Ellen Walker February 1847 Foundation Author, the Society's standing objection to the construction 'amount of people'.
00004 Mr Bartholomew Whittaker March 1848 Foundation One of three Founding Fellows to insist that the Society's foundation date should be 1846, on the grounds that the planning correspondence began that year. The matter was settled by vote in 1851; he abstained, on principle, from the vote on his own motion.
00005 Cordelia Haversham June 1848 Foundation Held the Chair of the Subjunctive Subcommittee from 1969 to 1984; the Subcommittee did not meet, on principle, between 1971 and 1979.
00006 Miss Constance Drewry May 1849 Foundation Wrote, in 1853, the Society's first formal letter of complaint to itself. The Secretary responded in writing the following week. The exchange runs to fourteen letters.
00007 Miss Harriet Quibb February 1850 Foundation Quietly believed that 'whom' was already lost; said so to no one.
00008 Humphrey Partington May 1850 Foundation Founding member, Working Group on the Misplaced Modifier (1965).
00009 Rev. Tobias Pellew October 1850 F. Refused, throughout his Fellowship, to use the Society's official notepaper on the grounds that the watermark was set in italic. Provided his own.
00010 Mr Crispin Evans August 1851 F. Drafted a forty-page paper on the misuse of "between you and I", to which no Fellow has ever published a response, the matter having been considered closed.
00011 Miss Beatrice Marchmont August 1851 Foundation Petitioned The Times no fewer than forty-one times on the subject of the split infinitive. Three were published.
00012 Mr Frederick Partington October 1851 Life Corrected his own wedding invitations after posting, by following them, house to house, with a pen. The marriage proceeded; the guest list, his wife observed, was now also an itinerary.
00013 Sir Marmaduke Catesby February 1852 Life Resigned the Vice-Presidency in 1869, citing the President's use of "whilst" in opening remarks; was reinstated by acclamation at the same meeting after the President withdrew the word.
00014 Mr Aloysius Hall February 1853 Foundation Once corrected the Archbishop of York mid-sermon, by note.
00015 Miss Hortensia Slack June 1853 F. Maintained that the Society's name should properly be "The Society of Pedants" and refused, in writing, to acknowledge the apostrophe. Her letters are filed separately.
00016 Dr Inigo Frome April 1854 F. (fr.) Compiled the Society's first known errata sheet for its own bylaws (1859), running to nine pages. The bylaws have been revised four times since; his errata sheet remains current against the present text.
00017 Miss Charlotte Kennedy August 1854 Foundation Corrected the proposal of marriage she accepted, observing that she could not spend a lifetime beside an unrevised sentence. The corrected proposal hangs in her granddaughter's hall.
00018 Brig. Herbert Young January 1855 Life Refused, on principle, to read any document set in Comic Sans.
00019 Mr Cyril Marchbanks November 1855 F.
00020 Prof. Mortimer Foster October 1856 Foundation Once won an argument with Sir Bruce Fraser by post.
00021 Mr Albert Macnamara February 1857 Foundation Insisted, throughout his Fellowship, that the Society's tea-cups be kept on the saucer "for reasons of formality". The matter went to vote in 1881 and he prevailed.
00022 Lady Henrietta Wrayford March 1857 Foundation Convened the first Standing Committee on Female Pedantry in 1862 and dissolved it the following year, having concluded that the distinction was itself ungrammatical.
00023 Mr Quintus Urquhart April 1857 Life Maintained the Society's tea ledger, in Latin, until 1989.
00024 Miss Martha Turner February 1858 F. Maintained that "reverend" is an adjective, not a title, and signed his Society correspondence accordingly: "the Reverend Mr Crumbwell". The Society conceded the point in 1864.
00025 Mr Alfred Grimble September 1858 Life Once delivered an entire after-dinner speech in defence of the semicolon.
00026 Mr Obadiah Tench September 1858 F. Refused to attend any meeting after 1879 in protest at the room's acoustics, but continued to submit written objections by post for the following thirty-one years.
00027 Mr Edwin Quigley November 1858 Life Maintained, against all evidence, that 'hopefully' cannot modify a sentence.
00028 Maj. Magnus Brady January 1859 Foundation Served in the Crimea, where he is recorded as having returned the quartermaster's indents corrected, under fire, "the requisition being no less a sentence for being urgent". The quartermaster's reply is not preserved; the corrected indents are.
00029 Mr Hector Cholmondeley January 1859 Foundation Member, 1969 Sub-committee on the Mispronunciation of Foreign Place-names.
00030 Rev. Septimus Crumbwell February 1859 F. (fr.) Resigned his club, his parish council, and his regiment's dining society in a single year, each over "whom", and remarked that the Society was now all that stood between him and conversation.
00031 Mr Hubert Underhay May 1859 Foundation Defected to the breakaway Society of Pedants in 1872, then returned the following year "on grounds of typographical inferiority". Re-admitted with formal apology to the Membership.
00032 Prof. Eustace Cardigan May 1860 F. Held the Chair of Comparative Punctuation at Durham. Resigned the Society Vice-Presidency in 1873 over the President's failure to use a colon where a semicolon was indicated.
00033 Mrs Margaret Jenkins November 1860 Foundation Taught three generations of the parish school that "alright" is not all right, with such effect that the village's war memorial subscription forms are, uniquely in the county, unimpeachable.
00034 Sir Gervase Fitzpatrick April 1861 F. Maintained, until the end, that the Society had been founded in 1846.
00035 Mrs Emily Jones June 1861 F. Author of 'On the Improper Use of "Disinterested"' (1985).
00036 Prof. Horatio Grimble November 1861 Foundation Second President. Compendium of Errors (1868).
00037 Miss Adela Spurling January 1862 Assoc. The Society's first Associate Fellow admitted on the basis of correspondence alone. Her ten-year exchange with the Founding Secretary is the earliest surviving item in the archive.
00038 Mr Cuthbert Flynn April 1862 Foundation Maintained the Society's bench in the AGM hall until the very end.
00039 Sir Percival Goodchild August 1862 Foundation Composed the Society's Latin motto, then immediately disputed his own translation. The dispute remains unresolved in the archive.
00040 Valentine Hughes September 1863 Foundation Voted against herself, in error, at the 1979 EGM, and refused to retract.
00041 Mr Phineas Galloway April 1864 F.
00042 Miss Catherine Hill May 1864 Foundation Drafted the Society's standing rebuke to those who say 'I could of'.
00043 Lady Georgiana Hawkshaw February 1865 Foundation Wrote a 92-page protest against the merger of the colon and semicolon committees.
00044 Brig.-Gen. Augustin Carraway October 1866 Life Refused the Presidency in 1881 on the grounds that he had not been personally invited by each Fellow individually. The matter remains unresolved in the archive.
00045 Mr Ebenezer Smith December 1866 F. (fr.) Drafted the Society's standing objection to the verb 'to gift'.
00046 Roland Saltonstall February 1867 F. Once made the Society Treasurer cry over a misplaced apostrophe.
00047 Mr Rupert Davis January 1868 Foundation Author of the 1991 paper 'Against the Verb "to Action"'.
00048 Lt-Col. Edmund Colquhoun March 1868 Foundation Submitted, between 1872 and 1908, four hundred and seventeen letters of complaint to the War Office on the proper use of military titles in despatches; the War Office’s eventual reply, in 1911, was held by the Society to constitute an admission.
00049 Rev. Mortimer Pugh March 1869 F. Brother of Lt-Col. Reginald Pugh (#00125). The two corresponded weekly for nineteen years on a single point of pronunciation; both maintained the correctness of their position; the Society declined to adjudicate.
00050 Dr Robert Mitchell April 1869 F. (fr.) Author of an unpublished manuscript on the misuse of 'literally' in sports commentary.
00051 Mr Herbert Davies June 1869 Foundation Held a 23-year correspondence with The Times Literary Supplement on the use of 'comprise'.
00052 Col. Quintus Vaughan December 1869 Foundation Held the unbroken record for unanswered letters to The Listener: forty-seven.
00053 Brig. Wilberforce Martin December 1870 F. Held the unbroken Society record for points of order raised in a single meeting: forty-one, at the AGM of 1894. The meeting was abandoned at item three of the agenda.
00054 Prof. Charles Partington April 1871 F. Member, Sub-committee on the proper deployment of 'whilst' (1977).
00055 Mr Horatio Saltonstall August 1871 F. (fr.) Maintained the Society's only complete index of comma splices in published fiction.
00056 Mrs Maude Ramsay December 1871 F. (fr.) Once returned an admission letter for poor kerning.
00057 Lady Rosalind Carshaw April 1872 Foundation Founded the Society's Ladies' Subcommittee on Correct Form. Resigned the chair in 1894 over a disputed semicolon.
00058 Col. Rupert Feverstone-Mainwaring April 1872 Life Resigned the Chair of the Standing Committee on Hyphenation in 1898, citing exhaustion. The Committee was thereafter unable to elect a replacement, the candidates disagreeing on the hyphenation of "co-Chair".
00059 Mortimer Honeyfield July 1872 F. Submitted his admission letter in three drafts; only the third was accepted.
00060 Mrs Hyacinth Dewar July 1872 F. (fr.) Resigned in 1888 on the discovery that she had, in a Society publication of 1879, used "comprised of"; refused readmission for three years thereafter, on the same grounds, despite the Society's repeated offer to consider the matter closed.
00061 Mrs Eustacia Trenholm September 1872 F. (fr.) Maintained, until her death in 1923, that the comma’s proper position in a list of three was "a matter for individual judgement, exercised in accordance with settled usage". The Society did not, in her lifetime, settle the usage.
00062 Dr Cornelius Pemble March 1873 F. Maintained a 38-year correspondence with The Spectator on the proper use of "whence". The Spectator published one letter, in 1898, with a subediting alteration he never forgave.
00063 Mr Cedric Quigley May 1873 F. Read the lesson at his brother's wedding from his own corrected text, the authorised version being, in his phrase, "authorised, not proofread".
00064 William Winterbottom July 1873 F. (fr.) Held that the Society had been right, in 1924, and was prepared to say so.
00065 Prof. Wilberforce Harris August 1873 Life Composed the Society's Christmas card, 1962. The apostrophe placement remains disputed.
00066 Mrs Blanche Gordon October 1873 F. Voted "Aye" to a motion in 1882, then immediately submitted a written objection on the grounds that he had intended "Yea". The Secretary recorded both, with a note.
00067 Maj. Cyril Whistle July 1874 F. Curator of the Register, 1889–1921.
00068 Miss Adelina Frostwick September 1874 F. Held the Society’s record for longest unbroken correspondence on a single point of usage: fifty-two years (1879–1931), with The Spectator, on the proper position of the apostrophe in the possessive of "Jones". Her final letter, dictated from her sickbed and posted on the morning of her death, concluded: "I do not expect to live to receive your reply, and I am told I should not. But the matter is not, on that account, settled. The apostrophe will outlast us both." The Spectator, in an unprecedented gesture, printed the letter on its leader page. The Society notes the gesture, and notes also that the leader page contained two typographical errors, neither corrected.
00069 Prof. Herbert Allen November 1874 Life Opposed the penny post on the ground that cheap postage would multiply error faster than the Society could correct it. The archive marks the prediction "vindicated".
00070 Mr Leonard Cameron November 1874 Life Chair, Committee on the Semi-colon, 1902.
00071 Mr Cyril Sopwith February 1875 F. Held that 'unique' admits no qualifier, and said so in the affirmative six times in one meeting.
00072 Rev. Horace Faversham July 1875 F. (fr.) Kept his diary in the future perfect, holding it the only honest tense for a diary, since all of it will have happened.
00073 Miss Maud Allen September 1875 Assoc. Coined the Society's standing rebuke: 'It is, in fact, otherwise.'
00074 Mr Cedric Thistlewood October 1875 F. (fr.) Drafted the Society's standing position on 'unique' as ungradable.
00075 Theobald Pilkington January 1876 F. Compiled, by hand, a complete concordance to the Society's first fifty years of minutes.
00076 Mr Neville Llewelyn May 1876 F. Was challenged to a duel in 1884 over a correction delivered at cards; chose, as the offended party's right, the weapons: "dictionaries, at dawn". The challenger withdrew.
00077 Mrs Gertrude Harris August 1876 F. Founding member, 1971 Working Party on the Hyphen.
00078 Lt-Col. Horace Gray October 1876 F. (fr.) Maintained a 14-year correspondence on the spelling of 'judgment' / 'judgement'.
00079 Prof. John Buckle April 1877 F. Compiled the Society's standing list of objectionable Americanisms (revised quarterly).
00080 Mr Horatio Urquhart September 1877 F. Author of the 1898 monograph On the Semicolon in Legal Correspondence, in which he maintained that the semicolon was the only punctuation mark capable of expressing the necessary degree of qualified assent. The monograph remains in print.
00081 Maj. Ernest Nethercott January 1878 F. Author, 'On the Vocative Case in Modern Correspondence' (1961).
00082 Lt-Col. Cedric Lacey February 1878 F. (fr.)
00083 Dame Agatha Anderson February 1879 F. Returned her census form in 1888 with the enumerator's instructions corrected, and a covering letter the General Register Office acknowledged "with thanks, and some alarm".
00084 Lady Elizabeth Thistlewood February 1879 F. Once corrected a printed copy of Hansard, in pencil, in the British Library.
00085 Mrs Elsie Wigglesworth October 1879 F. Once corrected a Cabinet Minister, by registered post, before breakfast.
00086 Mr Lysander Twigg November 1879 F. The Society's first Fellow to be elected, struck off, readmitted, and re-struck-off within a single calendar year (1894). The Curator notes that the dates were correctly minuted.
00087 Rev. Marmaduke Pugh February 1880 F. Author of The Tyranny of Loose Punctuation (Cassell, 1891). No relation, despite the surname, to Rev. Mortimer Pugh (#00053); the matter was put beyond doubt by both Fellows in correspondence with the Curator.
00088 Walter Wood February 1880 Life Refused to refer to the Society for Pedantry (Dublin) by its proper name.
00089 Cedric Quibb May 1880 F. (fr.) Insisted on 'whom' in all subordinate clauses, including in conversation.
00090 Mr Bertram Hunt July 1880 Life Kept a private register of misuses of 'begs the question'; it reached 4,200 entries.
00091 Mr Cyril Kettlewell October 1880 Assoc. Author of an unpublished monograph against 'try and' for 'try to'.
00092 Mr Edwin Colquhoun February 1881 F. Author, pamphlet on the proper use of 'whence' (1968).
00093 Mr Crispus Whitelaw March 1881 F. Held the floor at the 1889 AGM until 11.40 p.m. on a point of order which he had himself raised. The meeting reconvened at 9 a.m. the following morning, at which point he resumed.
00094 Dr Arthur Baker May 1881 F. Notable contributor to the 1998 Apostrophe Debate; voted with the majority, then changed sides.
00095 Brig. Charles MacDonald November 1881 F. (fr.) Refused to address any correspondent who opened a letter with the salutation 'Hi'.
00096 Mrs Edith Sopwith March 1882 F. Member, 1995 Working Group on the Decline of the Semicolon.
00097 Sir Edmund Carshalton (the elder) May 1882 F. Chair of the Society throughout the 1920s. Arrested at the door of the Department of Education in November 1926 in the matter of the proposed standardisation of school grammar instruction; sentenced to four months at Pentonville, of which he served three. The Society did not disavow him, recording instead a formal vote of thanks "for his unflinching commitment to the Society’s cause, by means which a less devoted Fellow would have hesitated to employ". His portrait hangs in the anteroom; it is the second-largest portrait in the room.
00098 Miss Aurelia Cropthorne June 1882 Assoc. Wrote, between 1885 and 1923, a series of forty-one letters to The Times correcting a single sub-editor's use of the en-dash. The sub-editor predeceased her by eleven years.
00099 Mr Clarence Jervoise July 1882 F.
00100 Mr Alaric Pemmington October 1882 F. (fr.) Once corrected the Prime Minister, Mr Asquith, in writing, on the use of "fewer" where "less" was indicated; the letter was returned without comment. Pemmington framed the unanswered letter and hung it in his study, where it remained until his death in 1934. His will directed that the letter be presented to the Society in perpetuity. It hangs in the anteroom, beneath the Bracegirdle plaque, with a small card reading: "Mr Pemmington’s correspondence with the Right Hon. H. H. Asquith, MP. The matter is unresolved."
00101 Mrs Drusilla Colquhoun January 1883 F. (fr.)
00102 Mr Sidney O'Donovan September 1883 Life Tabled the same motion concerning the spelling of "judgement" at every Annual Meeting from 1891 to 1934. The motion was defeated forty-three times.
00103 Sir Vivian Methuen October 1883 Hon. Promoted to Honorary Fellowship in February 1907 in recognition of his sustained defence of the requirement that Society minutes be taken in cursive script, and barred from attending meetings on the same grounds, the Society finding itself unable otherwise to transact its business.
00104 Mr Crispian Feverstone January 1884 F. Wrote three letters in 1974 protesting the use of the verb 'to impact'.
00105 Albert Bell March 1884 F.
00106 Mr John Morris April 1884 F. (fr.) Author, 'Notes on the Improper Use of "Begs the Question"' (1992).
00107 Capt. Basil Plumtree September 1884 Life Wrote 312 letters to the BBC on the pronunciation of 'Caribbean'. Three were acknowledged.
00108 Dr Octavius Bramble January 1885 F. Submitted, in 1898, a draft revision of the Society's bylaws running to 412 pages, with a covering letter recommending its adoption "as a working draft only". The Society is understood to have set it aside.
00109 Mr Bertram Ashworth March 1885 F. Wrote weekly to the Society Secretary on matters of usage; never received a reply.
00110 Maj. Arthur Lee July 1885 F. Author of the celebrated 1976 letter against the verb 'to liaise'.
00111 Mrs Cordelia Wedge October 1885 F. Author of "On the Form of the Letter of Complaint" (Quarterly Statement, vol. XXIII, 1909), the Society’s principal published statement of its method. Her five principles of correspondence — that the Letter is occasional, reasoned, courteous, precise, and final — are taught, informally and by example, to every new Fellow.
00112 Mr Neville ffrench December 1885 F. Member, 1966 Standing Committee on the Subjunctive.
00113 Mr Clement Baker February 1886 F. Resigned in 1911, citing "an irreconcilable difference of opinion with myself"; was talked round at the next meeting and re-admitted without ceremony.
00114 Mr Ernest Stewart February 1886 F. (fr.)
00115 Mr Bertram Whicker April 1886 F.
00116 Mr Basil McLoughlin July 1886 Assoc. Disinherited his nephew by codicil for a thank-you letter containing "should of"; restored him, by second codicil, for a letter of apology containing nothing actionable.
00117 Rev. Dr Bartholomew Nesbit September 1887 F. Ejected 1889, reinstated 1891, ejected 1892.
00118 Mr Charles Norrington September 1887 F. Refused to acknowledge the word 'irregardless' as English.
00119 Mrs Olive Plumb September 1887 F. (fr.) Maintained, throughout her Fellowship, that "Mrs" should be followed by a full stop in all formal contexts. The Society's letterhead was altered in her honour in 1903 and altered back in 1947, after her death.
00120 George Galbraith November 1887 Assoc.
00121 Mr Frederick Fraser January 1888 Life Insisted on the long S until 1968.
00122 Mr Herbert Harrison March 1888 Life Announced his retirement from correction at the AGM of 1898, to general applause; corrected the seconder of the vote of thanks; withdrew the retirement as out of order.
00123 Sir Algernon Goodyear April 1888 F. President during the First World War; chaired the Standing Sub-committee on the Pinch-Bracewell Affair (1917) and signed the Society’s letter of qualified support and qualified rebuke to Capt. Pinch-Bracewell at the Front.
00124 Col. Reginald Marchant December 1888 Life Resigned the chairmanship of the 1901 Punctuation Tribunal mid-meeting, citing a misplaced semicolon in the order of business; was prevailed upon to resume after a fifteen-minute recess.
00125 Lt-Col. Reginald Pugh June 1889 Life Brother of the Rev. Mortimer Pugh. Quarrelled with him by post, weekly, for nineteen years.
00126 Miss Millicent Whitcombe August 1889 Assoc. Drafted the Society's standing rebuke to the use of "literally" as an intensifier, then withdrew it for revision in 1923. The revision was never completed.
00127 Brig. Harry Urquhart November 1889 F. Maintained a private vendetta against the misuse of 'comprise'.
00128 Miss Prudence Vellacott March 1890 Assoc. The Society's first Fellow to submit a written objection to her own admission letter; the objection ran to three pages and was, the Curator notes, well taken.
00129 Mrs Blanche Anderson April 1890 Assoc. Kept the Society's minutes in copperplate until 1981, against the wishes of the Committee.
00130 Mr Thomas Strachan May 1890 F. (fr.) Submitted seventeen letters of complaint about the 1973 Annual Programme; all were upheld.
00131 Lt-Col. Theobald Haversham December 1890 F. Donated, in his will, three filing cabinets of corrected newspaper cuttings.
00132 Prof. Algernon Frost August 1891 F.
00133 Mr George Heatherington October 1891 F. Committee on Orthographic Drift, 1923.
00134 Capt. Crispian Hughes December 1891 F. (fr.) Refused to acknowledge the en-dash as a distinct punctuation mark.
00135 Sidney O'Callaghan February 1892 F. Signatory, Salzburg Revisionist Statement, 1908.
00136 Mr Ernest Kelly June 1892 F. Once corrected the Society's own headed notepaper, with the President's permission.
00137 Mr Percival Duffy January 1893 F. Carried his own blue pencil to the barber, the dentist, and, on the one recorded occasion, the magistrate, who allowed it.
00138 Prof. Wilfred Macpherson April 1893 F. Once refused to attend an AGM held in a building with an apostrophe error in its signage.
00139 Rev. Hubert Pinch May 1893 F. Convened the Society's Committee on the Subjunctive in 1907 and continued as its sole member until his death in 1934. The Committee is still notionally extant, no successor having been appointed.
00140 Miss Prudence Witherington October 1893 Life Raised the Apostrophe Objection, 1998 EGM.
00141 Dame Cornelia Thistlewood April 1894 F. (fr.) Held the floor for two hours and forty minutes at the 1909 AGM on the subject of the Oxford comma; the meeting was adjourned without reaching a vote, and she was thereafter known as the Standing Member.
00142 Mr Theodore Whicker July 1894 F. (fr.) Known to all as Teddy.
00143 Mr Ulick Mossop October 1894 F. (fr.) Petitioned the Society in 1912 for the introduction of a formal grievance procedure; chaired the resulting working group, which met seventeen times without producing a draft.
00144 Mr Arthur Macnamara December 1894 F.
00145 Mr Mortimer Cholmondeley January 1895 F. Notable for never ending a sentence in a preposition; preferred silence.
00146 Dr Edwin Mountstuart June 1895 F.
00147 Mrs Lilian Partington December 1895 Life Maintained that the proper plural of 'forum' is 'fora'. Gave way only in 2014, and only in writing.
00148 Lady Felicity Brougham February 1896 Foundation The principal author of the Society's 1899 standing rebuke to the use of "alright"; the rebuke was so comprehensively drafted that no Fellow has subsequently attempted to extend it.
00149 Rev. Cedric O'Neill March 1896 Assoc. Author of the 1979 paper 'On the Mispronunciation of "Forte"'.
00150 Col. Theobald Moore September 1896 F. Founded, then dissolved, the 1988 Sub-committee on Loanwords.
00151 Mrs Elizabeth Grimshaw November 1896 F. (fr.) Donated a typewriter to the Society in 1989. It remains in use for formal correspondence.
00152 Arthur Bramble March 1897 Life Chaired the Sub-committee on the Apostrophe in "who's" from 1932 to his death in 1958. No report was issued; no successor was appointed.
00153 Rev. Ernest Jones April 1897 F. Refused a knighthood, the citation containing a comma splice; accepted, the following year, the corrected citation, and held thereafter that he had been knighted "on appeal".
00154 Mr Albert Lacey June 1897 F. Spoke at his own retirement dinner for eleven minutes on the difference between "continual" and "continuous" service, establishing that his had been both.
00155 Mr Septimus Cathcart June 1897 F. Resigned in 1908 over the President's use of "between you and I" at the AGM; the Society notes that the President had used the construction in jest, but that this was not held to be a defence.
00156 Neville Thistlewood August 1897 F. (fr.) Author of the only published rebuttal of the misuse of 'enormity'.
00157 Frederick Powell May 1898 F. Held the only Fellowship granted on the basis of a single letter to The Spectator.
00158 Percival Vaughan August 1898 F. (fr.) Author of the Society's standing reply to those who say 'between you and I'.
00159 Mr Cyril Witherington August 1898 F. Author, 'A Modest Proposal Against the Greengrocer's Apostrophe' (1981).
00160 Dr Penelope Hawkridge November 1898 F. Submitted, in 1922, the only known motion to be carried unanimously without amendment in the Society's history; the matter was a one-line condemnation of the use of "irregardless".
00161 Mrs Augusta Tewkesbury November 1898 F. Refused, in 1923, to be sworn in as a juror until the oath had been corrected. The clerk read the oath as proposed; Mrs Tewkesbury identified three grammatical infelicities; the clerk read it again with the corrections; Mrs Tewkesbury identified two further; the matter was put to the judge. The judge, the Hon. Mr Justice Carmichael, is reported to have said: "Mrs Tewkesbury, the oath has been used in this courtroom for one hundred and forty-seven years." To which she is reported to have replied: "Then, my lord, it has been used in error for one hundred and forty-seven years. The Society’s view is that this does not constitute a precedent." She was excused. The trial proceeded. The oath was, the following year, quietly amended; the Society claims credit, though the courts do not.
00162 Frederick Buntley March 1899 F.
00163 Mr Bartholomew Gresham April 1899 Life President during the Second Schism (1924). Rumoured to have written all schismatic correspondence himself — on both sides — to ensure the prose was up to standard.
00164 Mr Clement Morris July 1899 F. (fr.) Believed 'penultimate' should mean 'utmost', and lost.
00165 Miss Mary Jenkins March 1900 F. Author of the Society's pamphlet on the proper plural of 'octopus' (1972).
00166 Mr Cassius Wrenfield April 1900 F.
00167 Mr Cedric Evans May 1900 Life Compiled, but never published, a list of the Society's own grammatical lapses.
00168 Mr Edwin Hill September 1900 Assoc.
00169 Brig. Eustace Sopwith November 1900 F. Refused all telephone correspondence with the Society until 1979. Wrote, instead, daily.
00170 Dr Cedric Wetherall January 1901 Life Maintained that 'data' takes a plural verb. Was not contradicted.
00171 Mr Cuthbert Marlinspike March 1901 F. Shot dead in a robbery on the Mile End Road, 4th November 1908, after declining to surrender his wallet until the thief had corrected his error in the demand "Give it to me or you’re dead". As he lay dying he was heard to say: "…the construction is ungrammatical. The conditional is misplaced. It should be — give it to me, or you are a dead man — the verb taking its proper subject. There is no such construction as ‘or you’re dead’. It is barbarism. It is —" The sentence was not completed. The Society notes that the thief was apprehended within the week, and that the arresting officer’s charge sheet was, on Marlinspike’s posthumous instruction, returned for correction. The corrected sheet survives in the archive. Marlinspike died a Fellow in good standing and is annually commemorated on the 4th of November, at which date the Society stands in silence for the duration it would have taken him to complete the correction.
00172 Mr Wilberforce Bramble May 1901 F. Author of a famously stern letter on 'between you and I'.
00173 Charles Wilson July 1901 F. Once won the AGM raffle and corrected the wording of the prize certificate.
00174 Mr Bertram Wolstencroft January 1902 F.
00175 Ernest Richardson February 1902 Life Submitted forty-seven amendments to the Society's bylaws between 1928 and 1953, each of which corrected a single comma. Forty-two were adopted.
00176 Mr Eustace Shaw June 1902 Life Once submitted an emendation to the Society's bylaws within three minutes of their adoption.
00177 Miss Letitia Pomeroy July 1902 Assoc. Maintained the Society's first index of misused apostrophes on London tradesmen's signage from 1908 to 1939; the index ran to nine bound volumes and was destroyed in the Blitz.
00178 Mr Reginald Hall December 1902 F. (fr.) Submitted, in 1983, a 200-page errata sheet to the Society's own Compendium.
00179 Charles Lacey June 1903 F. Donated a personal copy of Fowler's, annotated in three colours of ink.
00180 Sir Mortimer Bracegirdle June 1903 Life Arrested at Buckingham Palace, 11th June 1908, after correcting His Majesty King Edward VII to his face in the matter of a split infinitive uttered at a state dinner. Sir Mortimer is reported to have said: "With respect, Sir, you have neither the right nor the bearing to so address the English language. You do not, on this evidence, deserve to wear the crown." Detained at Bow Street and removed thereafter to Pentonville on a charge of seditious utterance. Died in his cell, 14th August 1908, of pneumonia. The Society remembers him as a hero of our time, and has not, in the years since, conceded the split infinitive in any of its publications. A small bronze plaque in the Society’s anteroom reads simply BRACEGIRDLE — 1908 — He spoke as he was bound to speak.
00181 Miss Verity Watson December 1903 Assoc. Embroidered the Society's motto on a kneeler for the parish church, in a tense the vicar queried and the diocese, on referral, upheld.
00182 Maj. Harry Turner March 1904 F. (fr.) Author of a celebrated rebuke to the use of 'fulsome' as a compliment.
00183 Col. Eustace Montagu June 1904 F.
00184 Mr Neville Ramsay August 1904 F. (fr.) Held that 'aggravate' meant only 'to make worse'. Outvoted, but unmoved.
00185 Brig. Aloysius Murchison October 1904 Life Held the floor for the entirety of the 1923 EGM, the meeting having been called to discuss a single comma in the bylaws; the comma was retained.
00186 The Hon. Evelyn Clatterbuck February 1905 F. Wrote the standing rebuke to the misuse of 'momentarily' in airline announcements.
00187 Dr Eustace Jenkins August 1905 F. Refused to send telegrams, the medium's economies being "a tax on grammar paid in meaning".
00188 Mrs Rosalind Llewellyn June 1906 F. (fr.) Drafted, but never sent, a letter of resignation in 1962. The draft is in the archive.
00189 Sir Edmund Carshalton (the middle) June 1906 F. Vice-President of the Society throughout the 1940s. Refused, on principle, the use of regnal numerals in the family style, holding the practice an over-elevation unsuitable for baronets; the consequent Carshalton Question produced points of order at no fewer than forty-one consecutive meetings between 1957 and 1963.
00190 Mrs Verity Patel July 1906 F. Wrote weekly corrections to The Daily Telegraph crossword for thirty years.
00191 Mr Sidney Ffoulkes November 1906 F. Threatened to resign in 1931 over the introduction of carbon-paper for meeting minutes; was prevailed upon to remain on condition that the originals were retained.
00192 Dr Henry Faversham December 1906 F. Composed the Society's response to the Plain English Campaign, 1989. It ran to 38 pages.
00193 Lady Cressida Brunton-Vane February 1907 F. President 1928–1934. Refused to accept the typewriter into Society correspondence until 1932.
00194 Mr Theodore Whitcombe March 1907 F. Resigned in 1919, citing exhaustion with "the modern manner of speaking"; readmitted in 1924 after a Fellow pointed out that "the modern manner" had itself been condemned by the Society in 1869.
00195 Mr Bertram Lewis May 1907 Assoc. Conducted his tailor, his bank, and his dentist onto List II in a single year, each having replied to a correction with a circular. He regarded the listing as a kindness: "They are in good company."
00196 Mr Cecil Harris June 1907 F. (fr.) Won his seat on the parish council on the single pledge of repainting the village sign's apostrophe, and resigned it, honour satisfied, the following week.
00197 Percival Jackson December 1907 F. (fr.) Denounced the typewriter in 1919 as "a machine for the mass production of confidence". Acquired one in 1934; the denunciation was retyped.
00198 Mr Horace Richardson April 1908 Assoc. Read his own obituary, printed prematurely in 1920, and returned it to the newspaper with corrections and the note: "Otherwise accurate, and I look forward to its eventual use." The corrected text ran, in time, unaltered.
00199 Mrs Millicent Faversham September 1908 Life Member of the 1958 Punctuation Tribunal.
00200 Prof. Horatio Bowen November 1908 F. Once threatened to resign over a misplaced semicolon, and was talked round in the same meeting.
00201 Sir Harry Owens December 1908 F. (fr.)
00202 Mr Basil Lethbridge February 1909 F. (fr.) Objected to the telephone on the ground that it transmits the voice but not the punctuation, and is therefore a partial truth.
00203 Mr Cyril Silverstein March 1909 F. (fr.) Halted the AGM of 1918 on a point of order concerning the order in which points of order are to be taken. The meeting did not recover.
00204 Mr Cecil Lewis April 1909 F. Kept his accounts, his diary, and his temper, in that order, and lost only the third, annually, at the reading of the OED's new entries.
00205 Wilfred Sackville August 1909 F. (fr.)
00206 Capt. Harvey Pinch-Bracewell November 1909 F. Once interrupted a Fellow's funeral oration to correct the deceased's middle name; the family is understood to have written.
00207 Mr Frederick Featherstone March 1910 Life Author of the Society's 1949 monograph "On the Loss of the Vocative", which runs to 263 pages and which no Fellow is reliably reported to have read in full.
00208 Mr Edwin Scott July 1910 Life
00209 Prof. Lilian Jones September 1910 F. Held the floor at the 1956 EGM until he had read the entirety of his prepared remarks, despite the meeting having been adjourned in his eleventh minute. The remarks survive in the archive.
00210 Basil Thomas February 1911 Life Demanded a recount of a unanimous vote, on the principle that unanimity is precisely the condition under which error passes unexamined.
00211 Miss Euphemia Bulstrode May 1911 F. Founding member, Sub-committee on the Apostrophe (1931).
00212 Mrs Beatrice Lockyer May 1911 F. Once tabled a motion to reduce the number of points of order permitted in any single meeting; the motion was itself ruled out of order, on a point of order, raised by herself.
00213 Rev. Wilberforce Fotheringham June 1911 F. Objected, in 1918, to the minuting of an objection, on the ground that the objection had itself been out of order. Both objections were minuted.
00214 Dame Annie Wetherby August 1911 F. Conducted her entire courtship by correspondence, declining to meet until the suitor's letters had achieved three consecutive faultless pages. They were married forty-one years.
00215 John Smith April 1912 Assoc. Identity never verified. Subscription paid in cash until 1923.
00216 Mr Arthur Duncan September 1912 F. Challenged the quorum of every meeting attended between 1927 and 1942, including three at which the challenge itself established the quorum.
00217 Mr Wilfred Standing October 1912 F. (fr.)
00218 Stanley Ffoulkes February 1913 F. Moved, in 1921, that all motions be submitted in writing seven days in advance; the motion was submitted from the floor, and failed on its own terms.
00219 Henry O'Callaghan August 1913 Life Ruled, while briefly in the chair in 1926, that the chair could not rule on its own rulings; the ruling stands, and has never been ruled upon.
00220 Miss Nellie Edwards September 1913 F. Resigned the Chair of the Membership Committee in 1934 on the grounds that her own admission letter had contained a split infinitive, which she had only that week noticed. The resignation was refused.
00221 Dr Ernest Prout September 1913 F. Required the Secretary to read the previous minutes twice at every meeting, the first reading being, on principle, insufficiently attended to.
00222 Dr Cornelius Frampton February 1914 F. Author of the 1922 monograph "On the Decline of the Subjunctive in Public Life", which was reviewed favourably in The Times and entered the Society's archive marked "to be replied to". No reply has yet been entered.
00223 Prof. Cuthbert Vellacott March 1914 F. Author of the Society’s standing motto for the use of "comprise". Prof. Vellacott held that "the whole comprises the parts; the parts compose the whole; the construction ‘is comprised of’ is, and remains, a barbarism". His personal motto, inscribed on the bookplate of every volume in his library and on his gravestone in Highgate, was Pars in toto, totum in partibus (the part in the whole; the whole in the parts). The Society adopted the motto for the Hyphenation Sub-committee in 1947. The Sub-committee has not, since adoption, conducted business.
00224 Norman Thompson June 1914 F. Insisted that all amendments be themselves amendable, to a depth the Society eventually fixed, by amendment, at four.
00225 Miss Doris Whistle August 1914 F. Resigned from the Mothers' Union over the apostrophe in its name, on a position paper the Union declined to read; founded a rival body, correctly punctuated, with no other members.
00226 Mr George Scroggins March 1915 F. Declined to second any motion without first reading it aloud, backwards, "to check the construction from both ends".
00227 Miss Winifred Thrale June 1915 Assoc. Resigned in 1927 in protest at the President's adoption of a typewriter; readmitted in 1939 on the President's death.
00228 Mrs Edith McGregor January 1916 Life Marked her children's school reports and returned them to the school, graded. Two of the masters wrote back; one, in time, joined the Society; the other emigrated.
00229 Baroness Doris Wolstencroft March 1916 F. (fr.) Was asked, at the 1925 AGM, whether she ever tired of correcting. Replied that she could not tire of breathing either, and resumed both.
00230 Mr Geoffrey Dewhurst November 1916 F. Held that a show of hands must specify which hand, and obtained, in 1921, a standing ruling to that effect. The right.
00231 Mr Reginald Wycherley December 1916 F. Tabled a motion of thanks to the Chair in 1930, then opposed it on discovering a comma at fault in the wording, which was, regrettably, also the Chair's.
00232 Alan Foster October 1917 Life
00233 Sir Hereward Coxon November 1917 Life Held the post of Society Treasurer from 1924 to 1968, throughout which time he refused to acknowledge the existence of the Antipodean Chapter, despite that body not having been formed until 2019.
00234 Dr Alan Bramble March 1918 F.
00235 Mr John Hill July 1918 Assoc. Adjourned a meeting, as acting Chair, mid-sentence — the sentence being judged unsalvageable — and reconvened it on a fresh construction.
00236 Mr Eric Munro February 1919 Life Maintained that apologies for absence must be apologised for if late, and obtained the Society's only known apology-for-an-apology ruling.
00237 Prof. Millicent Dauntry March 1919 Hon. Promoted to Honorary Fellowship in October 1944 in recognition of her tireless enforcement of the 1903 standing order requiring all references to authors to be footnoted in their entirety; barred from meetings on the same grounds, the Society having been unable otherwise to conclude an item of business since 1938.
00238 Mr Bernard O'Brien June 1920 F. (fr.) Wrote to the BBC in its first year of broadcasting, beginning a correspondence on the pronunciation of "controversy" the BBC describes internally, the Society understands, as "the controversy".
00239 Mr Ezra Quinton July 1920 F. Maintained, in writing, that the verb "to type" was a vulgarism, until 1971, at which date he conceded the point in a typed letter.
00240 Sir Norman Ashworth December 1921 Assoc. Refused all admissions to the Society for two years on grounds of letter quality.
00241 Mrs Florence Stourton February 1922 Life Donated, in her will, three filing cabinets of corrected newspaper cuttings.
00242 Frederick Evans August 1922 Life Raised the same point of order at forty consecutive meetings. It was upheld at the forty-first, on the Chair's view that the matter had matured.
00243 Mrs Adelaide Pemberton September 1922 F. (fr.) Resigned upon discovering a comma splice in her own admission letter from twelve years prior; the resignation was accepted, the comma splice having been overlooked at the time.
00244 Mr Bartholomew Coombs February 1923 F. Curator throughout the Buckinghamshire Interlude (1940–1945); de facto head of the Kingsmoor Office and editor of the four issues of the Kingsmoor Quarterly. The Curator’s note appended to the Misfiling Incident of 1944 reads, in full: "All present and correct, after a period of unusual delay."
00245 Mr Alan Matheson March 1923 Assoc. Refused to vote by acclamation, on the grounds that enthusiasm is not a number.
00246 Miss Prudence Wakefield June 1923 F. First Fellow to insist on the Oxford comma in the Society's bylaws. Resignation threatened twice; both times rescinded, both times in the same letter.
00247 Mr James Bethers November 1923 F. Coined the term 'gerundivore' (one who consumes gerunds incorrectly).
00248 Prof. Geoffrey Walker March 1924 F. Resigned in 1964 over the use of "workshop" as a verb in the Annual Programme; the Society notes that no Fellow attempted to dissuade him.
00249 Sir Edmund Carshalton (the younger) March 1924 F. Author of the 1923 monograph On the Audibility of the Apostrophe, which had concluded that the apostrophe was beyond the reach of the human voice, and on the publication of which he ceased to address the Society in spoken word. He broke his silence on 24th October 1962, in support of the Audibility Resolution; he resumed it immediately after his speech, and did not break it again.
00250 Anaru Rapata November 1924 Assoc. Composed the Society's standing reply to greengrocers' apostrophes.
00251 Lt-Col. Crispin Outerbridge December 1924 Life Refused, on principle, to be addressed by his Christian name in Society correspondence; the Secretary's failure to comply, in 1937, prompted a four-year refusal to attend meetings, lifted only on the Secretary's retirement.
00252 William Strachan January 1925 Assoc. Founded the Working Party on Redundancy in 1932, and a second, identical Working Party in 1949, having mislaid the first.
00253 Mr Cyril Patel October 1925 Life Convened the Sub-committee on the Ellipsis in 1935; chaired it until 1956; published nothing. The Sub-committee's records end, fittingly, mid-
00254 Stanley Yardley November 1925 F. Sole member, from 1934, of the Committee on Brevity, whose terms of reference run to nineteen pages.
00255 Mr Henry Colquhoun March 1926 F.
00256 Mrs Olivia Cleaverhouse-Brougham March 1926 F. Grand-niece of Lady Felicity Brougham. Offered Kingsmoor Hall, Buckinghamshire, as the wartime home of the Society’s archive (1940–1945); supervised the moving of approximately 14,000 volumes over three weekends in autumn 1940, by a small team of Fellows.
00257 Mr Lionel Faraday April 1926 F.
00258 Mr Norman Harringay June 1926 Assoc. Chaired the Standing Committee on the Interrobang from 1937 to 1954. The Committee's sole resolution: that the matter is not yet ripe.
00259 Prof. Reginald Palmer August 1927 F. Served on the Tautology Sub-committee, the Sub-committee on Tautology, and the Joint Committee on the Merger of the Two.
00260 Baroness Kavita Krishnan March 1928 F. (fr.) Maintained that her tombstone should read "She is not gone; she is non-restrictive", and that the comma before the clause be cut deep enough to outlast the name. It was, and has.
00261 Mr Leonard Gordon May 1928 F. Convened, in 1934, the Panel on the Future of the Footnote. The Panel's report (1948) consists entirely of footnotes to a text it did not write.
00262 Dame Cecily Hatherleigh August 1928 Foundation Held the floor at the 1939 AGM for two hours and eleven minutes on the subject of the proper use of the comma in lists of three; the meeting subsequently adopted her position by acclamation, the alternative being a further hearing.
00263 Mr Llewellyn Penrhyn September 1928 F. In the chair at the Twelfth Extraordinary General Meeting of 24th October 1962, on which occasion he proposed and carried the Audibility Resolution. His remark — "Punctuation is the most important part of the language. The apostrophe is a punctuation mark. The apostrophe must therefore be the most audible part of the word in which it occurs. The matter is not, on this view, contestable." — is engraved on the lintel above the door of the Society’s principal meeting room.
00264 Miss Marjorie Bailey January 1929 F. Kept the Society's visitors' book, and beside it a second book, unlabelled, into which the visitors' book's errors were copied each evening. The second book is the thicker.
00265 Rev. Douglas Quinn February 1929 F. Secretary, from 1937, to the Committee on Lost Correspondence, whose own minutes for the period are lost.
00266 Maj. Crispin Tarrant, MC August 1929 Life Decorated for valour at Passchendaele. On the question of why a man of such evident bravery had also corrected three officers’ battlefield reports during a single offensive, Major Tarrant is reported to have said: "A misplaced apostrophe in a despatch is a worse enemy than the German. The German will, in time, withdraw. The apostrophe will not." The Society holds the remark to be the finest articulation of its purpose in the modern era. The remark is printed, in 14-point Caslon, above the door of the Society’s rooms.
00267 Mr Walter Hambleton October 1929 Assoc. Donated the lectern still in use at the Annual General Meeting. Reputedly carved by his uncle, who was not a Fellow.
00268 Mr Elias Penrith March 1930 F. Drafted a letter of resignation seven times between 1947 and 1962, each time citing a different grievance; on each occasion withdrew the letter at the next meeting after a private conversation with the Secretary.
00269 Miss Margaret Duncan October 1930 F. Returned her jury summons corrected, three times, until the Crown's third reissue arrived faultless, whereupon she served, and was elected forewoman on the strength of the correspondence.
00270 Sister Jean Whistle March 1931 Life Wrote her own entry for this Register, in advance, in the third person, and lodged it with the Curator sealed. It was opened on her death and printed unaltered, this sentence excepted.
00271 Mr Eric King August 1931 Life
00272 Miss Jocasta Wakelin September 1931 Assoc. The Society's first Fellow to be admitted, struck off, and readmitted three times in the same week, in March 1955; the Curator's marginal note reads "the matter is now considered settled".
00273 Mr Alan Quibb October 1931 F. (fr.) Author, 'A Short History of the Colon' (1956).
00274 Mrs Gladys Nethercott May 1932 F. Author, 'Against the Split Infinitive' (1959).
00275 Miss Doris Featherstone October 1932 F. (fr.)
00276 Brig. Harry Teasdale January 1933 F. Held that the wireless should be referred to as "the wireless telegraph", in full, and was still doing so when the television arrived to make the position untenable in a new direction.
00277 James Cavendish October 1933 Assoc. Drafted the terms of reference for eleven sub-committees; sat on none of them, holding that the drafting was the work.
00278 Mrs Evelyn Buchanan December 1933 F. (fr.) Maintained her grandmother's recipe book as a critical edition, with apparatus, the variant readings of "a handful" being, in her view, "the family's real inheritance".
00279 Rev. Dr Caspar Threlfall February 1934 F.
00280 The Hon. Beryl Walsh April 1934 F. Chaired the Sub-committee on the Diaeresis from 1944 until its discharge in 1960, "the naïve and the coöperative having, in the interval, declined together".
00281 Dr Algernon Tipping May 1934 F. Maintained, against considerable resistance, that "octopuses" is preferable to "octopi". The Society now agrees.
00282 Reginald Davis June 1934 F. (fr.) Corresponded with the Meteorological Office from 1938 to 1961 on whether weather "happens" or "occurs". The Office, in the end, conceded "obtains".
00283 Col. Eric Sackville September 1934 F. (fr.) Convened the Working Group on the Proper Length of Working Group Names, which see.
00284 Miss Betty Reid April 1935 F. Wrote to the Royal Society, quarterly, from 1941, on the hyphen in "self-evident". The correspondence closed in 1957, unresolved, by mutual exhaustion.
00285 Dame Annie Murray November 1935 F. Wrote annually to Wisden concerning the phrase "literally run out". Wisden's replies, though prompt, are described in the archive as "unrepentant".
00286 Miss Shanti Mukherjee December 1935 F. Declined, in 1943, an invitation to Buckingham Palace, the envelope's address wanting a comma; accepted the reissue; and is the only Fellow whose loyalty and pedantry are cited in the same Palace file.
00287 Prof. Ignatius Carmody June 1936 F. Submitted, in 1958, a 92-page paper on the proper plural of "octopus"; the paper concluded that all three plurals were defensible, which was held to be insufficient.
00288 Dr Henry Harrison December 1936 Life Member of the Society's first Internet Sub-committee, 1999. Remained sceptical throughout.
00289 Mr Eric Honeyfield March 1937 Life Conducted, from 1945 to 1968, a correspondence with a railway company on the wording of "alight here". The company's final position: passengers had, on the whole, alighted.
00290 Mrs Rosalind Tankerville May 1937 Assoc. Wrote three letters in 1974 protesting the use of the verb "to impact".
00291 Capt. Robert Vane November 1937 Assoc. Wrote to the Ordnance Survey, beginning 1944, on an apostrophe in a Dorset hamlet's name. The hamlet has since been renamed; the Society claims no credit, in writing.
00292 Mr Hubert Pemberton January 1938 Assoc. Held that "aggravate" meant only "to make worse". Outvoted, but unmoved.
00293 Mr Henry Pearce May 1938 F. Wrote the Society’s 1984 statement deploring the loss of the comma in "Hello, John."
00294 Mr Galahad Truscott November 1938 F. (fr.) Resigned in 1956 in protest at the introduction of the postcode; readmitted in 1971 after a private apology from the Postmaster-General, which the Society had not requested but accepted.
00295 Mr Geoffrey O'Sullivan December 1938 Assoc. Pursued the General Synod, from 1947 to 1963, on a comma in the marriage service. The comma was removed; the Synod did not say why; the Society knows why.
00296 Prof. Edward Johnston June 1939 F. Maintained a correspondence with the Patent Office on whether an idea may be "fully unique". The Office granted the patent; the Society regards the patent as void.
00297 Norman Lee February 1940 F. Engaged the Bank of England, from 1948, on the wording "I promise to pay the bearer". The Bank's position is unchanged; so, the archive notes, is the Society's.
00298 Miss Muriel Williams May 1940 F. Wrote to a tobacconist on the Strand, weekly, from 1946 to 1959, regarding the sign "Cigarette's". The sign outlived the correspondence, the tobacconist, and the shop.
00299 Miss Vera Colquhoun June 1940 Life Corresponded with Somerset House on the punctuation of death certificates, on the ground that the final document of a life ought not to contain a splice.
00300 Mr Ambrose Whitwell April 1941 F. Convened the Sub-committee on Wartime Usage in 1942 and continued to do so until 1979, the Sub-committee having outlived the war by thirty-four years.
00301 Maj. Ravi Chowdhury June 1941 F. (fr.) Fellow, Committee on Usage, 1961–1969.
00302 Rev. Robert Clatterbuck July 1941 F. Seconded a motion in 1954 and spoke against it in the same breath, holding the two functions to be "constitutionally distinct".
00303 Mr Raymond Digby December 1941 Life Submitted a paper against the parenthesis (in 1950) (it was well received) (the irony was not raised) (in the meeting).
00304 Mr James Collins October 1942 F. Voted for the 1953 motion on brevity at the conclusion of a forty-minute speech in its favour.
00305 Miss Honoria Lacey September 1943 Assoc. Spent eleven years compiling a card-index of split infinitives in The Times, abandoned in 1985 on the grounds that the project had become disheartening.
00306 Prof. Reginald Kettlewell April 1944 F. (fr.) Campaigned against the exclamation mark for thirty years. The campaign's files are marked, in the campaigner's own hand, "URGENT!".
00307 George Feverstone September 1944 Assoc. Proposed, in 1958, that the Society abandon Latin mottoes, in a paper titled "Ceterum censeo".
00308 Capt. Ian MacDonald January 1945 Assoc. Abstained from every vote on principle, and from one vote, in 1955, on a different principle, which the minutes were unable to capture.
00309 Dr Bertram Quill January 1945 F. Author of the Society's 1961 paper "On the Pernicious Spread of the Indefinite Article", which proposed the adoption of a specific marker for indefiniteness in English; the proposal was politely set aside.
00310 Prof. Leslie Walsh July 1945 F. (fr.) Resigned in 2005 in protest at the Society's standing arrangement with a printer who used straight quotes; declined re-admission on the same grounds in 2008, 2012, and 2019.
00311 Mr Jeremy Edwards February 1946 Assoc. Denounced the semicolon as "a comma with ambitions"; was thereafter unable to write a sentence without one; the archive holds the correspondence; it is all like this.
00312 Mr Tristram Lee July 1946 F. Wrote the Society's definitive paper against redundancy, in two volumes.
00313 Prof. Christine ffrench November 1946 Assoc. Insisted upon the lower-case "ff" in her surname and submitted forty-two corrections to the Society's correspondence on the matter between 1947 and 1989.
00314 Dame Celia Beauchamp April 1947 Assoc. Held the Chair of the Subjunctive Subcommittee from 1969 to 1984.
00315 Mr Ronald Weiss April 1947 F. (fr.) Resigned in 1956 over the Secretary's pronunciation of "schedule"; readmitted in 1958 on the Secretary's undertaking to avoid the word in company.
00316 Mrs Henrietta Foulkes June 1947 F. (fr.) Held the Society's record for resignations in a single year (eleven, in 1962); each resignation was subsequently retracted, and each retraction was minuted as a separate item.
00317 Mrs Susan Cooper July 1947 F. (fr.) Resigned in 1959 over the seating plan at the Annual Dinner; readmitted in 1960, seated identically, satisfied that the matter had at least been minuted.
00318 Capt. Roderick Bligh August 1947 Life Survived the Crete campaign with the Society's Compendium of Errors in his pack. The volume, water-damaged, remains in the archive.
00319 Mr Richard Smith November 1947 Assoc. Contributor, Compendium of Common Errors, 12th edition.
00320 Mrs Catherine Fitzgerald January 1948 Assoc. Resigned in 1956 when the tea was served at three minutes past four; readmitted in 1958 after the kettle, not the Treasurer, was found to be at fault.
00321 Miss Dorothea Lambourne February 1948 Assoc. Maintained, throughout the post-war period, a private campaign against the spread of the verb "to finalise". Her final words to her solicitor, dictated in 1971 in respect of her will, were: "You may complete the document. You may conclude it. You may not finalise it. If you do, I shall haunt you." The will was completed. The solicitor reports that he has not, in the half-century since, used the offending verb. The Society notes the discipline.
00322 Mr Cyril Bodkin March 1948 Assoc.
00323 Mr Geoffrey Partington March 1948 F. (fr.) Resigned in 1963 over the typeface of the agenda; readmitted in 1964 when it was established that the offending sample had been a printer's error, as alleged.
00324 Miss Brenda Collins May 1948 Life Maintained that the Society had no need of a website. Lost the vote, 14–13, in 2003.
00325 Sir Bartholomew Hesketh October 1948 Life Refused, in 1953, to acknowledge the existence of the radio; refused, in 1969, to acknowledge the existence of the television; was prevailed upon to acknowledge the telephone in 1978, on condition of its being referred to as "the telephone" in full.
00326 Mrs Phoebe Edwards November 1948 Assoc.
00327 Mrs Mary Ashworth January 1949 F. (fr.) Maintained the Society's running tally of misused apostrophes on the London Underground.
00328 Miss Helen Murray May 1949 F. Resigned in 1959 over the width of the margins in the Quarterly Statement; readmitted in 1961, the margins unaltered, the principle established.
00329 Col. Trevor Russell November 1949 Life Resigned in 1960 on the introduction of numbered agenda items, "numbers being no substitute for order"; readmitted in 1963 under item 4.
00330 Maj. Peter Young November 1949 F. (fr.) Maintained a card-index of every "whom" misused in the Society's presence. The index survives; the guilty are identified by initials only, which all Fellows can expand.
00331 Prof. Maud Blandford March 1950 Hon. Promoted to Honorary Fellowship in May 1973 in recognition of her sustained insistence on the strict observance of the 1923 ruling that all Society votes be conducted by raised hand and counted twice; barred from meetings, the Society having found itself unable to conclude a vote in her presence since 1968.
00332 Mr Rajesh Das April 1950 F. (fr.) Reviewed the Society's first television appearance (1959) for the Quarterly Statement, in one sentence: "The medium does not take corrections."
00333 Miss Jemima Throckmorton April 1950 Assoc.
00334 Mr Jonathan Urquhart March 1951 F. Refused all email correspondence until 2011.
00335 Mr Derek Clatterbuck June 1951 F. Compiled the Society's register of Misleading Book Titles, opening with a celebrated novel that is neither brief nor a history of time as the Society understands either term.
00336 Tristram Ramsay August 1951 Assoc. Indexed the Society's library by first error rather than by author. The system is unusable and has never been replaced, being too accurate.
00337 Mr Roderick Trant August 1951 F. Resigned in 1964 over the use of "hopefully" as a sentence adverb in the Annual Programme; the Society notes that the usage had been inadvertent and that the offending word had since been replaced by "it is to be hoped that".
00338 Dr Celia White February 1952 Assoc. Maintained the Society's list of Acceptable Puns. On the latest review the list contains one entry, and a note that the entry is under review.
00339 Dr Nigel Vaughan March 1952 Life Kept a tally of the Chair's split infinitives, displayed at each meeting in a small brass frame, without comment, facing the chair.
00340 Sir Anthony Nesbitt September 1952 F. (fr.)
00341 Mrs Cordelia Saltonstall January 1953 Life Maintained, throughout, that the Society Secretary's typing was below standard.
00342 Miss Constance Eckersley April 1953 F. Once corrected a Fellow's tombstone inscription, in pencil, at the funeral. The widow has not commented for the record.
00343 Jeremy Murray December 1953 F. (fr.)
00344 Miss Patience Coverdale December 1953 Assoc. The Society's first Associate Fellow to be admitted by telegram; the telegram contained a typographical error, which she successfully argued was the telegraphist's, and was admitted on the corrected reading.
00345 Sir Theodore Pomfret April 1954 F. (fr.) Catalogued the errors in the Society's own catalogue, producing a second catalogue, now itself under review by a third.
00346 Baroness Linda Lewis August 1954 F. (fr.) Recorded, for 1965 alone, 1,214 public misuses of "decimate", of which, fittingly, one in ten was pursued by letter.
00347 Mr Jasper Wedderburn April 1955 F. Submitted nine letters to the Society Secretary in 1981 protesting the use of "input" as a verb. The Secretary responded once.
00348 Prof. Susan Lewis July 1955 F. Corrected the inscription on a public fountain in 1963, by letter to the borough, the mason, and, the first two failing, the donor's widow. The widow paid for the recutting.
00349 Mrs Penelope Harris November 1955 Assoc. Kept the Society's register of Words Lost to Commerce, opening it, in 1961, with "artisan", and closing it, much later, with "curated", by then unable to say why.
00350 Mrs Henrietta Frome June 1956 F. Compiled the Society's first index of split infinitives in published works (3 vols., 1962–1971). Mother of Dr Ottilie Frome.
00351 Jeremy Pembroke June 1956 Life Corrected a bishop's pastoral letter, in 1968, on the use of "enormity" for "immensity"; the bishop's reply conceded the grammar and disputed the theology.
00352 Dr Helena Bristow September 1956 F. (fr.) Resigned the Vice-Presidency in 1972 over a misplaced apostrophe in a notice of meeting; was reinstated by the same notice's reissue, with the apostrophe corrected, the following day.
00353 Miss Janet Wodehouse October 1956 F. Returned an OBE nomination form to the Cabinet Office, ungraded but corrected, with the note "see me".
00354 Brig. Michael Collins December 1956 Assoc. Wrote to the College of Arms on a misplaced apostrophe in a grant of arms. The College replied that heraldry has no apostrophes. The Society regards the reply as an admission.
00355 Mrs Christine Honeyfield March 1957 Assoc.
00356 Prof. Jennifer Bethers April 1957 Assoc. Corrected the menu at a Lord Mayor's banquet, in pencil, between courses. The corrected menu is in the Guildhall archive; the invitation was not renewed.
00357 Dr Gillian Owens May 1957 Assoc. Annotated the local hymnal so thoroughly that the parish reprinted it. The vicar's covering note to the printer — "as marked, all of it" — is framed in the basement library.
00358 Brig. Anselm Dorrington February 1958 Life Held a thirty-year correspondence with the BBC on the pronunciation of "Caribbean"; the BBC, in 1989, conceded that both pronunciations were defensible, which he held to be a defeat.
00359 Rev. Robert Fraser May 1958 F. (fr.)
00360 Dr Hubert Stanthwaite June 1958 F. Convened, in 1969, the only Society meeting ever to be held in Latin. The meeting was attended by seven Fellows; conducted in Latin throughout; and produced one motion, of three Latin words: Punctuatio est virtus (punctuation is a virtue). Carried, 7–0. The Society has since regarded the motion as standing. Stanthwaite’s personal Latin motto, embroidered on his Society gown and inscribed on his desk, was Sine puncto, sine fine (without the full stop, without an end).
00361 Maj. Robert Green July 1958 Assoc. Corrected the foundation stone of a public library before the mortar set, by arrangement with a sympathetic stonemason. The error survives in the architect's drawings only.
00362 Mr Bertram Hogarth September 1958 Assoc. Known to all as Bert. The Society notes 56 years of upstanding service and the donation of his estate. Mr Hogarth was not eligible for Life Fellowship as he spent eight days in 1972 as a Fellow of the breakaway Society of Pedants, before his understanding evolved and he returned to us.
00363 The Hon. Ronald ffrench October 1958 F. (fr.) Honorary Patron, Sub-committee on the Vocative.
00364 Mr Norman Buntley February 1959 Life Held a private grudge against The Economist for over thirty years.
00365 Mr Wilberforce Catton June 1959 F. Held the floor at the 1968 EGM until the meeting was adjourned in his fourth hour; the matter under discussion was the proper position of the apostrophe in "1960s", which the Society has not since revisited.
00366 Rev. Barry Witherington July 1959 F. Holder of the Chair of Prescriptive Grammar.
00367 Maj. Ronald Phillips May 1960 F. (fr.) Recipient, Haversham Medal for Services to Punctuation, 1988.
00368 Miss Hester Parrish July 1960 F. Sent The Times a correction of its own correction, in 1970. The second correction was printed. The Society regards the episode as its principal modern victory over the press.
00369 Mrs Pearl Verwood October 1960 F. Maintained, throughout her Fellowship, a private register of the Society's own typographical errors; the register, on her death in 1998, ran to 4,217 entries, of which fewer than thirty had been notified to the Secretary.
00370 Amit Dasgupta June 1961 F. (fr.) Author of a paper proving that "very unique" is impossible, and of a sequel conceding that it is, regrettably, very common.
00371 Mr Nitin Ray June 1961 F. Compiled the Society's standing register of malapropisms in Hansard.
00372 Mr Neil Buchanan August 1961 F. Resigned from three sub-committees in 1991 on a single morning, each by separate letter, each citing a different misplaced comma in the agenda papers.
00373 Mrs Saraswati Menon August 1961 F. Author of "The Comma: a Defence" (1973), and of "The Comma: a Second Defence" (1988), the first defence having been, in the author's view, insufficiently defended.
00374 Mrs Judith Thorneycroft February 1962 Assoc. Wrote the Society's standard work on the hyphen, in two parts, the parts disagreeing on whether "standard work" requires one.
00375 Mr Cosmo Larking March 1962 F. (fr.)
00376 Capt. Keith Jervoise November 1962 F. Wrote the entry on "pedant" for a popular encyclopaedia, in 1972; the editors cut it from nine pages to a paragraph, and the paragraph, on inspection, to a definition of the editors.
00377 Mr Wilfred Marchbank November 1962 Life President 1985–1991. Banned the word "gotten" from Society publications during his tenure; the prohibition was quietly restored under his successor.
00378 Mr Terence Verney November 1962 Assoc. Published, in 1973, a pamphlet against pamphleteering. It went to three printings.
00379 Mr Reginald Zouche December 1962 F. (fr.) Author of "On Restraint in Punctuation" (1970); the manuscript, the Curator notes, is unpunctuated, the restraint having been total.
00380 Mr Roderick Gatacre April 1963 F. (fr.) Objected, in 1972, to the phrase "high tea" as applied to the Society's four o'clock service, on grounds of altitude.
00381 Mr Alaric Macnamara June 1963 Assoc. Proposed that the Society's biscuits be standardised; the resulting Schedule of Permitted Biscuits (1974) remains in force, and remains, on the question of the Garibaldi, silent.
00382 Miss Verity Hassall September 1963 Assoc. Resigned in 1979 in protest at the Society's adoption of a stapler; readmitted in 1984 on the discovery that the stapler had not, in fact, been used.
00383 Mrs Anne Ross November 1963 F. (fr.) Author of the Society's ruling on "none is" versus "none are", which permits both and satisfies no one, and is therefore regarded as constitutionally perfect.
00384 Roger Pritchard February 1964 F. Measured the meeting room in 1971 and found it eleven inches narrower than the lease describes. The discrepancy is raised annually, under any other business, and deferred.
00385 Miss Carol Baker August 1964 Assoc. Kept the key to the tea cabinet for thirty-one years and surrendered it, on retirement, with an inventory accurate to the half-spoon.
00386 Dr Neil Quibb January 1965 Assoc. Declined a legacy of £400 in 1974 because the will contained a dangling participle, holding that one cannot inherit from a sentence with no subject.
00387 Mr Selwyn Quill March 1965 F. (fr.) Refused, throughout his Fellowship, to acknowledge the gerund-participle distinction; the Society allowed it as a personal eccentricity.
00388 Rev. Barry Brady April 1965 F. Challenged the Annual Dinner's toast list in 1973, on the ground that "the Language" cannot be toasted in the accusative. The toast is now proposed in the vocative, to be safe.
00389 Dr Maxim Pertwee May 1965 F. Author of the Society's 1971 standing objection to the verb "to access"; the objection has been reissued, with minor revisions, in every subsequent decade.
00390 Miss Maureen Phillips September 1965 F. Read the entire OED, in order, as a protest against its contents. The protest took eleven years and was, on completion, renewed.
00391 Col. Vijay Iyer November 1965 F. (fr.) Trained a parrot to say "fewer". The parrot is mentioned in three sets of minutes, twice favourably.
00392 Col. Jeremy Evans June 1966 F. Refused anaesthetic in 1973 until the consent form's subordinate clauses had been re-set. The surgeon's account of the matter is in the archive, donated by the surgeon.
00393 Mr Neil Fitzgerald October 1966 F. Maintained, against considerable evidence, that "data" remains plural in all registers, and corrected the Society's website accordingly until access was withdrawn in 2014.
00394 Mr Keith Winstanley November 1966 F. Author, Society pamphlet on 'Unnecessary Quotation Marks'.
00395 Prof. Daphne Underhill November 1966 F. Held the Society's record for the longest single sentence ever submitted to its archive: 4,217 words, in a 1989 paper on the misuse of the semicolon; the sentence was, the Curator notes, grammatically correct throughout.
00396 Miss Margaret Connolly April 1967 Assoc. Returned every Christmas card received, corrected, by Boxing Day, for forty years. The volume of cards received did not, the Curator notes, decline. People are strange.
00397 Mrs Joan Macnamara August 1967 F. Resigned in 2012 over a hyphen omitted from the Society's masthead; the omission had stood since 1958, but he was the first Fellow to notice it in writing.
00398 Mr Clive Baker October 1967 F. Wore, at every AGM, a small badge reading "ASK ME ABOUT THE SUBJUNCTIVE". No Fellow ever has. The badge is now in the archive, its question open.
00399 Mr Roy Wigglesworth March 1968 Life Played, in the Society's 1982 cricket match against the Philological Society, an innings of 0 not out across two hours, described in the minutes as "defensively flawless, like good prose".
00400 Mr Ernest Castelnau April 1968 Life Convened the Society's Committee on Modern Usage in 1971 and chaired it until 2002, at which date the Committee was discharged without report; the discharge was minuted in twelve words, which Mr Castelnau is understood to have considered a slight.
00401 Lance Bethers May 1968 F. Carried, at all times, a small card reading "I am not lost; I am considering the signage." The card is preserved.
00402 Dr Ottilie Frome May 1968 F. Continued her mother's index of split infinitives. The fourth volume is understood to be forthcoming.
00403 The Hon. Derek Ogilvy August 1968 F. (fr.) Named a racehorse "Whom". The horse failed to place; the announcements, however, were universally correct, which had been the object.
00404 Mr Edmund Carshalton August 1968 Assoc. The fourth Edmund Carshalton in the Society’s records (no baronetcy, the title having lapsed). Admitted on his father’s death in 1968. Has not, in fifty-seven years of Fellowship, raised a point of order. The Society notes the discipline.
00405 Maj. Brian Yardley September 1968 Assoc. Left the Society a bequest contingent on the bequest's wording surviving probate unamended. It did not. The Society regards the failed bequest as the truer gift.
00406 Mr Norman Powell February 1969 Assoc. Donated the anteroom's barometer, which is accurate, and its label, "SET FAIR, FOR NOW", which the Society regards as the more reliable instrument.
00407 Miss Deirdre Thomas February 1969 F. (fr.) Was once asked, by a stranger on the Underground, whether it mattered. Replied: "It is the only thing that does, and the only thing that doesn't. That is what 'matters' means." The stranger joined.
00408 Mr Jonathan Powell October 1969 F. (fr.) Once corrected a sundial. The motto, recut at the donor's expense, now gains a comma as the original gains moss.
00409 Mr Clive Mackay February 1970 F. Proposed the Society's telegraphic address, "PRECISION, LONDON", and fought off, in committee, the cheaper "PEDANT".
00410 Mr Geraint Pellew June 1970 F. Resigned in 1989 over the introduction of the photocopier; readmitted in 1994 on condition that any photocopied material be marked "(reproduction)" in the Fellow's own hand.
00411 Mr Peter Cook October 1970 F. (fr.) Believed the full stop to be "the only punctuation mark with the courage of its convictions", and used semicolons anyway, as one keeps brave friends.
00412 Prof. Iris Sandown February 1971 Hon. Honorary Fellowship in recognition of her unilateral campaign against the spread of "literally" as an intensifier.
00413 Prof. Tristram Murray March 1971 F. Held the Society's record for the shortest letter of complaint: two words, to a printer, in 1978. The archive declines to repeat them; the printer reset the page.
00414 Ian Patel June 1971 F. (fr.) Considered the question mark overused, the full stop underused, and the interrobang a symptom; published on all three, in declarative sentences.
00415 Miss Alison Bowen October 1971 F. (fr.) Argued that "etc." is a confession, and ended every list, on principle, completely.
00416 Miss Rosamund Tyrell October 1971 Assoc. Submitted, between 1973 and 1991, a series of 162 letters to the Secretary on the proper use of the colon; the Secretary acknowledged each by return.
00417 Miss Penelope Richardson May 1972 F. Audited the Society's motto annually for drift, and reported, annually, none. The report is one word long and is read in full.
00418 Dr Gideon Whitstable March 1973 Hon. Promoted to Honorary Fellowship in November 1996 in recognition of his unwavering enforcement of the 1947 ruling that the Society's tea be served at precisely 4.00 p.m.; barred from meetings, on the grounds that no meeting had concluded its third item of business before 4.00 p.m. since 1981.
00419 Dr Prunella Thorneycroft July 1973 F.
00420 Miss Ophelia Trent August 1973 Assoc. Forty-one years a copy editor at three London publishing houses. The Society notes the correct deployment of the Oxford comma in her testamentary dispositions.
00421 Mrs Veronica Plimsoll October 1973 F. Found dead at her writing-desk on the morning of 12th March 1996, with a half-completed letter to The Times before her. The letter concerned the modern use of "literally" as an intensifier, and broke off mid-sentence: "Sir, — I write again, knowing you will not print this letter, knowing you have not printed any of the seventeen which preceded it, knowing also that the matter is, on the evidence of your sub-editing, beyond your interest, and yet I write because the matter is not, and cannot be, beyond —" The letter was found, completed by another hand, and posted; The Times did not print it, but the editor is understood to have written privately to the family. The letter survives in the Society’s archive, where it is annually read aloud at the AGM, in full and to its abrupt conclusion.
00422 Alaric Grimble November 1973 Assoc. Maintained that names of ships take no article, and boarded "Queen Mary" rather than "the Queen Mary" for forty years of correct and lonely embarkations.
00423 Miss Barbara Rhys April 1974 F.
00424 Prof. Rosemary James June 1974 F. Held that "and/or" is a fence with no field, and billed the Society's solicitors, successfully, for the time spent removing it from their drafts.
00425 Mr Andrew Cockburn July 1974 F. (fr.) Compiled the Society's only palindromic minute, for the meeting of 1984, which read the same in both directions and was disputed in both.
00426 Mrs Iolanthe Brake August 1974 F. Held the floor at the 1981 AGM for the duration of the lunch interval, the meeting having voted to adjourn but Mrs Brake having objected on a point of order; the meeting reconvened with her still speaking.
00427 Brig. Jonathan Clark November 1974 F. (fr.) Refereed, in 1986, a dispute between two Fellows over "compare to" and "compare with", and gave the only ruling both accepted: that they should not be compared.
00428 Dr Geoffrey Bramble February 1975 F. Endowed the Society's inkwell in perpetuity, on condition the ink be iron-gall, "errors corrected in pencil being errors forgiven".
00429 Mr Kenneth Ashworth March 1975 F. (fr.) Opposed the pocket calculator on the principle that delegated arithmetic is the gateway to delegated grammar. The minutes record the argument as "slippery-slope, but well dressed".
00430 The Hon. Tristram Carruthers June 1975 Assoc. Proposed that the Society's rebukes be available in Latin "for the recipient who would prefer not to understand at once". The bilingual rebuke remains available, on request.
00431 Miss Barbara Harringay November 1975 Life Maintained the Society's weather-eye on the apostrophe trade: greengrocers, signwriters, and, latterly, tattooists, whose errors the Society notes are the hardest to recall for correction.
00432 Mr Cornelius Pegg February 1976 F.
00433 David Green April 1976 Life Founded the Society's loan collection of dictionaries for Fellows travelling abroad, each volume stamped: "PROPERTY OF THE SOCIETY. ERRORS ARE NOT."
00434 Miss Diana Evans October 1976 F. (fr.) Considered "very" a loan that prose takes out against meaning, and audited the Quarterly Statement's account of it annually, charging interest.
00435 Miss Barbara Goldberg October 1976 F. (fr.) Once submitted twenty-three pages of corrections to a Society newsletter that had been printed in error and never circulated.
00436 Cyril Palmer November 1976 F. (fr.) Settled, in 1984, the Society's long dispute over "a historic" versus "an historic" by ruling the event in question insufficiently historic to require either.
00437 Robert Pemberton March 1977 F. (fr.) Held the Chair of the Apostrophe Sub-committee during its longest recorded silence (1990–2005), which the Sub-committee regards as its soundest period.
00438 Prof. Rosalind Marchwood May 1977 F. The Society's first Fellow to maintain a card-index of misused semicolons in academic publications; the index, on her retirement in 2003, was donated to the Society and remains in the archive, uncatalogued.
00439 Miss Helen Digby July 1977 Life Reported, each AGM, on the state of the language, in a single sentence. The sentence has lengthened every year. The Society takes the point.
00440 Miss Janet Lethbridge July 1977 Assoc. Argued, in a celebrated paper, that the recipe is the most honest modern prose form, having consequences. The Society's standing rebuke to "drizzle" as a verb followed separately.
00441 Gerald Macintosh January 1978 F. Acquired for the archive the Society's only manuscript of Johnson's, a laundry list, and defended the purchase: "It is a list. It is correct. It is the master in small."
00442 Mr Brian Hawkshaw May 1978 F. (fr.) Resigned in 2016 in protest at the introduction of biscuits at Committee meetings, on the grounds that "the Society does not eat".
00443 The Hon. John King June 1978 F. (fr.) Maintained that "presently" means "soon" and lived accordingly, arriving at every meeting of a forty-year Fellowship slightly, and correctly, after it had begun.
00444 Dr Piers Sopwith August 1978 F. (fr.) Drafted the Society's reply to a circular addressed "Dear Sir or Madam": "Dear Neither: we are a Society."
00445 Mr Quentin Ashby October 1978 F. Resigned in 1995 in protest at the Society's decision to acquire a fax machine; readmitted in 2002 on the disposal of the same.
00446 The Hon. Roger Marjoribanks January 1979 F. (fr.) Established the Society's rule that any Fellow quoting Fowler must state the edition, after the Incident of 1990, in which two Fellows agreed for forty minutes without noticing.
00447 Mr Malcolm Murray May 1979 Assoc. Proposed the Society's only sumptuary law: that no Fellow's correspondence exceed the elegance of its corrections. The law is unenforceable and universally observed.
00448 Miss Joan Wright September 1979 Assoc. Held that initials in a name take full stops, and fought the modern fashion to the last; the archive's file is labelled, in another hand, "RIP" — and, in the Fellow's, "R.I.P."
00449 Simon Turner December 1979 F. (fr.) Editor of the Society's submission to the OED, 3rd edition.
00450 Miss Emmeline Spofford March 1980 Assoc. Author of a 1991 paper on the proper position of the apostrophe in "the Joneses' house", which paper was adopted by the Society as definitive and against which no Fellow has lodged an objection.
00451 The Hon. Caroline Price July 1980 Life Catalogued the seventeen distinct silences in use at Society meetings, from "considering" to "declining to consider", with notation. Conductors have corresponded.
00452 Sebastian Haverford September 1980 F. (fr.) Insisted, into old age, that 'media' is a plural and 'medium' a singular.
00453 Miss Caroline Glendenning October 1980 Assoc. Resigned in 2020 in protest at the introduction of name badges at the AGM, having previously argued, in 2019, against the proposal to circulate an attendance list.
00454 Giles Daly February 1981 F. (fr.) Won the Society's essay prize of 1993 with "On Knowing When to Stop", which stops mid-
00455 Timothy Foster March 1981 Assoc. Maintained that the Society's clock be kept four minutes fast, "the margin by which English is usually wrong", and wound it personally for thirty years.
00456 Mrs Henrietta White March 1981 F. Ruled, as acting Curator in 1994, that the archive's mice be served notice in writing. The notice survives, unanswered; the mice, the Curator notes, are on List II.
00457 Mr Reginald Stoat June 1981 F. (fr.) Submitted a complete erratum sheet for her own admission letter on the morning following its acceptance. Six items; all conceded.
00458 Dr Peregrine Crowhurst September 1981 F. (fr.)
00459 Dr Kate Taylor November 1981 F. Kept bees, and defended the apostrophe in "bee's knees" against the plural party in a dispute the Quarterly Statement covered across three issues, under "Apiary".
00460 Maj. Rakesh Mukherjee February 1982 Life Donated the umbrella stand to the anteroom, with the engraved request that umbrellas be furled "completely; 'mostly furled' is a contradiction in terms". It is the most obeyed sign in the building.
00461 Miss Kate Witherington April 1982 Life Withdrew her admission application in 2024 upon discovering a typographical error in the application form; resubmitted in 2025, when the error had been corrected, and was admitted on the original date.
00462 Miss Fiona Thomas August 1982 F. Compiled "The Society's Book of Hours": the four o'clock tea, the half-past-four post, the five o'clock correction of the day's tea-time remarks. The volume is used to train new Fellows in the rhythm.
00463 Maj. Anil Singh March 1983 Life Persuaded the Society, in 1992, to insure the archive against "acts of God, fire, flood, and well-meaning amendment". The fourth peril is the only one to have produced a claim.
00464 Mr Lachlan Bridewell April 1983 F. Held the post of Acting Secretary in 1991 for a period of four hours, before resigning over the formal style of the Society's letterhead, which he had himself designed in 1987.
00465 Miss Helen Abercrombie June 1983 F. Held that a postscript is an admission of poor planning, and wrote, in a long Fellowship, none. The archive's note on the achievement is, of course, appended.
00466 Miss Fiona Marshall March 1984 F. Argued that the Society's name be entered in directories under "T", for "The", on the ground that the article is not decoration. The Society is hard to find, and correctly listed.
00467 Mrs Ottilie Frampton July 1984 F. Maintained, against the unanimous opposition of the Society, that the proper plural of "octopus" is "octopodes"; the Society notes that no Fellow has been able to refute her etymology.
00468 Mrs Rosamund Ffoulkes November 1984 Life Standardised the Society's rubber stamps, retiring "RECEIVED" in favour of "RECEIVED, AND READ", the distinction having been found, in 1996, to be load-bearing.
00469 Mr Stephen Renshaw March 1985 Life Author of the 1991 paper "Against the Verb ‘to Action’".
00470 Miss Tamsin Russell July 1985 Assoc. Returned the Society's first fax, by post, corrected, with a note observing that speed of transmission had not, on the evidence, improved the contents.
00471 The Hon. Michael Llewellyn October 1985 F. (fr.)
00472 Mr Boniface Kelt November 1985 F. Resigned the Chair of the Errors Committee in 1996 over the discovery of a spelling error in his own resignation letter; the resignation was accepted on the corrected text.
00473 Mr John Leveson-Gower April 1986 F. (fr.) Wrote the Society's standing advice to new Fellows on dinner-party conduct: "Correct the host once, the guests never, and the menu silently, taking it home."
00474 Mr Tobias Underwood April 1986 F. (fr.) The Society’s only known Fellow to have used his last words to coin a new motto. Mr Underwood, dying of a heart attack in the British Library Reading Room on 2nd June 2001, is reported by the librarian on duty to have said: "Tell them — tell them — errare humanum est, corrigere divinum. They will know what to do." The Society did know what to do. The motto was inscribed, in the year following, on the lintel of the new Errors Committee Room at Bedford Square, where it remains.
00475 Miss Cordelia Tristram March 1987 Assoc.
00476 Miss Emma Meredith August 1987 F. Established, by experiment (2001), that a Society meeting expands to fill the points of order available, and proposed rationing. The proposal consumed four meetings.
00477 Christopher Evans May 1988 Life Composed the Society's telegraphed condolences, a form so exact it was adopted by two embassies. The Society invoices neither, and mentions it to both.
00478 Prof. Tobias Linwell June 1988 F. Author of the 1994 monograph "Against the Verb 'to Access'", which extended the Society's 1971 standing objection to a length the Society had not anticipated; the monograph was filed without further action.
00479 Mr Crispin Fairweather April 1989 Hon. Honorary admission for translating the Society's bylaws into Latin, then back, with very few changes detectable.
00480 Mrs Imogen Lewis July 1989 F. Devised the Society's filing system, in which a document's position encodes its grammatical standing. Misfiled papers are therefore slanders, and treated as such.
00481 Sir Roderick Catchpole September 1989 Life Held the Presidency from 1998 to 2001, during which time he convened forty-one extraordinary meetings; the Curator notes that this remains the modern record.
00482 Prof. Rachel Murphy November 1989 F. Served as the Society's delegate to four congresses of learned societies, returning each time with corrections to the conference programme and, once, to the host city's railway signage.
00483 Mrs Petronella Quinch December 1989 F. (fr.) Resigned in 2004 in protest at the Society's adoption of an email address; readmitted in 2011 on her own discovery that she had been corresponding with the Society by email since 2007.
00484 Mrs Kavita Chowdhury August 1990 F. (fr.) Negotiated the Society's standing discount with its stationer, in exchange for proofreading the stationer's catalogue. The catalogue is celebrated in the trade; the discount is 4%.
00485 Dr Quentin Allardyce October 1990 F. President 2009–2015. Quietly oversaw the Society's transition to email, against his publicly stated preferences.
00486 Mr Christopher Hughes October 1990 Life
00487 Mr Dougal McAndrew February 1991 F. The first New Zealand-resident Fellow to be elected on the recommendation of an existing Fellow; subsequently a signatory to the 2019 letter of protest preceding the formation of the Antipodean Chapter, but did not himself resign.
00488 Dr Christopher Parker March 1991 F. (fr.) Maintained the Society's sole concession to fashion: the annual review of "words the young are said to be using", conducted at arm's length, with tongs, in 1999 and every year since.
00489 Rev. Peter Abercrombie August 1991 Life Counted the words in every Quarterly Statement and reported the figure to the AGM with one comment: "Fewer." The report is the meeting's most popular item.
00490 Baroness Tamsin Hawkshaw November 1991 F. Proposed that the minutes record laughter, where it occurred, as "(laughter, [number])", the number being those laughing. The high-water mark, in 2003, is "(laughter, 3)".
00491 Miss Alison Jenkins November 1991 F. Brought the Society's only successful motion of censure against a dictionary, the offending edition having defined "pedant" with, in the Society's view, insufficient warmth.
00492 Miss Beatrix Hollander June 1992 Assoc. Compiled, between 1994 and 2018, the Society's only known systematic record of misused apostrophes in supermarket signage; the record was discontinued on her observation that "the matter is now hopeless".
00493 Miss Emma Dalrymple October 1992 Assoc. Left instructions that any biography be titled "A Life, Corrected", and the estate has defended the title against three publishers who preferred something warmer.
00494 Dr Piers Marshall May 1993 Assoc. Was overheard, in the anteroom, explaining the Society to a new Fellow: "We are not angry. We are precise. The two are often confused, usually by the imprecise."
00495 Mrs Hélène Dupont October 1993 F. Drafted the Society's advice on quotation: "Quote exactly, or paraphrase honestly; the third way is the press." The press has not requested permission to quote it.
00496 Miss Honora Heskett October 1993 F. (fr.) The first Antipodean Fellow to be admitted by correspondence alone, without prior introduction by an existing Fellow; her admission letter, posted from Sydney, took eleven weeks to reach Bedford Square and was, on arrival, found to contain no errors of any kind.
00497 Dr Ferdinand Quayle October 1993 F. (fr.) Author of a 2001 paper on the proper use of "due to" versus "owing to"; the paper has been cited, in subsequent Society correspondence, more often than any other internal publication.
00498 Mr Howard Renton November 1993 Assoc. Resigned in 2012 over a hyphen omitted from the Society’s masthead; the omission had stood since 1958, but he was the first Fellow to notice it.
00499 Rev. Barnaby Ferguson December 1993 Assoc.
00500 Mr Andrew Turner March 1994 Assoc. Instituted the Society's practice of reading aloud, at each AGM, one error made by the Society itself in the preceding year, "that the diet include humility, in season".
00501 Mrs Tamsin Gwynn April 1994 F. Member, 2002 Sub-committee on Electronic Correspondence.
00502 Mr Toby Farrell July 1994 Assoc. Held that the Society should keep one error, deliberately, somewhere in its premises, "as the Persians wove flaws". The error's location is known to the Curator alone, who denies everything.
00503 Mr Stephen Leveson-Gower July 1994 F. Carved the Society's only piece of furniture, a lectern, with the instruction "STAND CORRECTED" on the reader's side, where only the speaker can see it.
00504 Lt-Col. Andrew Tarrington February 1995 Life Established the Society's protocol for disagreeing with the OED: in writing, in sorrow, and in the expectation of being filed.
00505 Prof. Margaret Tothill February 1995 F. Resigned 2019. Foundation Vice-President, Antipodean Chapter.
00506 Col. Christopher Byrne April 1995 F. (fr.) Printed every email received, corrected it in ink, and posted it back. The practice was much complained of, and is now much missed.
00507 Mr Alexander Roughton April 1995 Hon. Promoted to Honorary Fellowship in February 2018 in recognition of his enforcement of the 1962 ruling on the proper duration of the Treasurer's report; barred from meetings, the Society having been unable, in his presence, to conclude the financial item before the bar opened.
00508 David Daly November 1995 F. (fr.) Endowed the annual Frostwick Lecture on a topic of the lecturer's choosing, provided the title contain no colon. The condition has disqualified every academic invited since 2006.
00509 Mrs Tamsin Patel March 1996 F. Acted as the Society's examiner in elocution, failing, over a long tenure, every candidate, the apostrophe being, in the examiner's hearing, always slightly off.
00510 Mr Crispin Cameron April 1996 F. (fr.) Compiled the Society's anthology of perfect sentences, which remains, after long deliberation, empty. The standard is the anthology.
00511 Maj. Giles Thorneycroft May 1996 F. (fr.) Drew the Society's only cartoon to appear in the Quarterly Statement: a semicolon, alone on a hill, captioned "Misunderstood". The original hangs in the Treasurer's office.
00512 Mrs Felicia Kettering August 1996 F.
00513 Mr Rory Price April 1997 F. (fr.) Codified the Society's three degrees of disapproval — "noted", "noted with regret", and "minuted" — and lived to see "minuted" enter a legal judgment, uncredited.
00514 Dr Beryl Honeyfield March 1998 F. Resigned 2019. Founding President, Antipodean Chapter.
00515 Mr Ignatius Crewe March 1998 F. Resigned in 2009 over the introduction of the Society's website; readmitted in 2014 on the website's redesign, which he was invited to consult on, and did not.
00516 Mr Lachlan Whitcomb September 1998 F. Held the floor at the 2007 AGM for two hours and eleven minutes on the subject of the Society’s website, the introduction of which he opposed. His peroration, delivered as the meeting tired, has been preserved in the minutes verbatim: "I am not, Mr Chairman, opposed to the future. I am opposed to the present, and I am opposed to it on grounds which I take to be the Society’s own. The internet contains errors. The Society corrects errors. The Society cannot, on either count, contain the internet. We must therefore choose: are we to remain the Society we have been, or are we to become the Society the internet would prefer us to be? I know my own answer. I do not, with respect, propose to know yours." The motion to adopt the website was carried, 31–8. Mr Whitcomb voted in the minority, but signed the minutes without amendment, observing that the minutes were correctly recorded even where the decision was not.
00517 Lady Rosamund Yardley March 1999 F.
00518 Dame Claire Richardson July 1999 Life Arranged the Society's books by the rigour of their indexes, producing a shelf order no visitor has predicted and no Fellow would change.
00519 Miss Wairata Hemi July 1999 Assoc. The first Fellow ordinarily resident in Aotearoa to be admitted via correspondence in te reo Māori; the correspondence was conducted with the assistance of the Foundation Vice-President of what would, twenty years later, become the Antipodean Chapter.
00520 Miss Araminta Harrison December 1999 Assoc. Spent 2010 attempting to use "whence" correctly in conversation often enough to keep it alive, single-handed, in north London. The attempt is commemorated; the word is not.
00521 Miss Cressida Murray January 2000 Assoc. Held the Society's proxy at the AGMs of four other learned bodies, voting, on instruction, "against any motion containing 'going forward'". The instruction has never lacked employment.
00522 Mr Jonathan Wood July 2000 F. Petitioned for the Society's stairs to be re-carpeted after counting the pattern's repeats and finding the landing half a motif short. The matter took four years and is known as the Half-Motif Affair.
00523 Sir Mark Throckmorton October 2000 F. (fr.) Maintained that "to google" should be capitalised, then that it should not exist, then a card-index of its misuses, the three positions held, by the end, simultaneously.
00524 Prof. Jasper Featherstone November 2000 F. Held the Chair of the Sub-committee on the Apostrophe-S Possessive from 2003 to 2017; the Sub-committee's only published output is a 2014 motion deferring the matter for further consideration.
00525 Mrs Imogen Pickle January 2001 F. The Society's first electronic submission (typed in plain text by request).
00526 Dr Tamsin Wickham March 2002 F. (fr.) Resigned in 2018 over the Society's failure to issue a standing rebuke to the use of "literally" as an intensifier in television advertising; readmitted in 2019, the rebuke having been issued in the interim.
00527 Simon Lindsay May 2002 F. Wrote the Society's form of words for declining invitations, so finely balanced that two hostesses framed their refusals. One reissued the invitation; it was declined in the same words.
00528 Mr Simon Davis November 2002 F. (fr.) Resigned in 2020 in protest at the acceptance of attached PDFs in Society correspondence; the Society notes that his resignation was itself submitted by attached PDF.
00529 Miss Sarah Doherty December 2002 F. (fr.) Conducted the Society's census of its own jargon and found forty-one terms opaque to new Fellows, of which "opaque", used thus, was, on review, the forty-second.
00530 Col. Andrew Macnamara April 2003 Assoc. Maintained the Society's sole outdoor activity: an annual walk to inspect the borough's new signage, conducted in silence until the first error, which has never taken long.
00531 Dr Adelaide Whitehead April 2003 Assoc. Author of a 2017 paper on the proper Anglicisation of Antipodean place names in formal correspondence; the paper was adopted by the Society as the standing reference, against the precedent objection of two Fellows whose names appear elsewhere in this Register.
00532 Michael Ffoulkes May 2003 Assoc. Devised the Membership Committee's standing question for waverers: "Have you ever let one go?" The records show no admitted candidate who answered yes, and no honest candidate who could.
00533 Mr Hew Crampton June 2003 F.
00534 Geoffrey Wyndham-Forbes August 2003 Life Resigned 2019. Foundation Secretary, Antipodean Chapter.
00535 Julian Ffoulkes August 2004 F. (fr.) Framed the Society's shortest standing rule — "No air quotes" — after the Incident of 2012, which the minutes describe only as "gestural".
00536 Miss Elizabeth Mitchell August 2004 F. (fr.) Kept the Society's accounts in words rather than figures for eleven years, "numerals being abbreviations", until the auditor, in 2015, resigned, in words.
00537 Mrs Antonia Marsden October 2004 F. Maintains the Society's standing record on the spelling of "judgement"; the record has been disputed by Mr Herbert Harrison's heirs (see #00123) and remains under review.
00538 Dr Anne Patel January 2005 F. Selected the Society's doormat, which reads, simply, "WELCOME,". Visitors who inquire after the comma are shown in; visitors who do not are also shown in, and watched.
00539 Mrs Kavita Ghosh May 2005 F. (fr.) Compiled the Society's register of Honest Shop Signs, which has admitted three entries in living memory, one posthumously, the shop having closed before the apostrophe was verified.
00540 Miss Tamsin Wycherley July 2005 Assoc.
00541 Mrs Clementine Murphy November 2005 F. Reported a social-media platform to Trading Standards for the button "less options". The complaint was acknowledged automatically, which made it worse.
00542 Dr Honora Ferguson February 2006 Assoc. Co-author, with Prof. Tothill, of the 2017 paper on Antipodean-English usage which precipitated the events leading to the formation of the Antipodean Chapter; did not herself resign, on the grounds that the paper had been correctly received.
00543 Miss Constance Reith February 2006 Assoc. Submitted, in 2014, a 38-page response to a single sentence in the Society's annual newsletter; the response was, the Curator notes, well structured.
00544 Toby Kettlewell September 2006 Assoc. Translated the Society's bylaws into Latin "to check the joints". Four clauses failed in translation and were redrafted; the Latin is now authoritative in disputes, which has caused disputes.
00545 Mrs Tabitha Gull May 2007 Assoc. The Society notes her thirty years' campaign to remove apostrophes from greengrocers' signage.
00546 Mr Bartholomew Quill III May 2007 Life Father of Mr Bartholomew Quill IV (#00577). Maintained, throughout, that the family name should be hyphenated as "Quill-Bartholomew"; the Society did not concede the point.
00547 Miss Araminta Farrell November 2007 F. Audited the Society's own letters for tone and found them "courteous to a degree the recipients have not, on the evidence of List II, deserved". The finding was minuted with satisfaction.
00548 Mrs Tamsin Gray November 2007 F. Proposed the Society's standing answer to "language evolves": "So does the garden. We still weed." The answer is on a card, by the door, in quantity.
00549 Mr Matthew Zouche December 2007 Life Sat for the Society's 2021 group photograph holding a card reading "SOME OF THOSE DEPICTED DISSENT". The card is not explained in the caption, at the sitter's request.
00550 Miss Rosamund Collins August 2008 Assoc. Wrote the Society's 1984 statement deploring the loss of the comma in 'Hello, John.'
00551 Mrs Philippa Colquhoun October 2008 Assoc. Invented the Society's parlour game, "Sic", in which Fellows pass a newspaper and may speak only to quote it. Games have lasted entire evenings; one, in 2017, ended a friendship and began a marriage.
00552 Mr Wystan Patel-Higgs February 2009 F. (fr.) Author of a 2021 paper on the proper Anglicisation of Antipodean place names in formal correspondence, in respectful disagreement with Dr Whitehead’s 2017 paper; the matter is being taken forward jointly.
00553 Dr Aroha Whitehead September 2009 F. Author of a 2017 paper on the proper Anglicisation of Māori place names in formal correspondence; the paper was adopted by the Society as the standing reference, against the precedent objection of two Fellows whose names appear elsewhere in this Register.
00554 Miss Alison Fitzpatrick April 2010 F. (fr.) Holds that the ellipsis in text messages is "the most honest punctuation of the age, promising, as the age does, more than arrives".
00555 Maj. Nicholas Henderson May 2010 F. (fr.) Established the Convalescent Correspondence service, by which Fellows unable to attend meetings receive errors by post, to keep the faculties bright. Demand has never slackened.
00556 Mrs Rosamund Ferguson November 2010 Life Served as the Society's observer at the spelling bee of 2022, and filed a protest against the winning word's pronunciation by the adjudicator. The child's spelling was not in question.
00557 Mrs Kate O'Neill March 2011 Assoc. Ruled that the Society's cat (fl. 2019) be entered in no register, "the cat being, unlike the Fellowship, incapable of error". The ruling is the only Society document to mention the cat, which is how the cat wanted it.
00558 Mr Peregrine Slade March 2011 F. Resigned in 2019 in solidarity with the founders of the Antipodean Chapter, having no Antipodean connection of his own; readmitted in 2020, the Society having concluded that solidarity is not a recognised ground for resignation.
00559 Prof. Mark Wright April 2011 F. Wrote the Society's guidance on exclamation in correspondence: "If the house is on fire, write 'The house is on fire.' The reader will supply the urgency, or the house will."
00560 Rev. Michael Jervoise May 2012 F.
00561 Mr Mark Clarke July 2012 F. (fr.) Petitioned the Unicode Consortium for a "corrected by" mark, to sit beside the work of others. The Consortium's refusal is framed, beside a draft of the mark.
00562 Prof. Roderick Templeton August 2012 F. (fr.) Holds the chair of Prescriptive Linguistics at Auckland; declined the Foundation Presidency of the Antipodean Chapter on the grounds of insufficient remoteness from London.
00563 Miss Evangeline Whitlock August 2012 F. (fr.)
00564 Prof. Jonathan Bethers July 2013 F. (fr.) Maintained, against the Treasurer, that "petty cash" defamed the cash, which was blameless, and secured the ledger heading "Cash, Minor". It stands.
00565 Mr David Ffoulkes September 2013 F. Donated the Society's magnifying glass, engraved "FOR THE SMALL ERRORS", and the accompanying note: "The large ones you will have seen from the street."
00566 Dr Ngahuia Ferguson February 2014 F. Co-author, with Prof. Pōtiki, of the 2017 paper on Aotearoa-English usage which precipitated the events leading to the formation of the Antipodean Chapter; did not herself resign, on the grounds that the paper had been correctly received.
00567 Mr Quentin Larch June 2015 Hon. Promoted to Honorary Fellowship in March 2024 in recognition of his enforcement of the 1989 ruling on the maximum permissible length of any contribution from the floor; barred from meetings, the Society having found itself unable to receive any contribution at all in his presence since 2021.
00568 Mr Giles Fotheringham June 2016 F. (fr.) Maintains the Society's file on autocorrect, titled "The Adversary Within", and its appendix of damages, titled "Ducking".
00569 Mrs Imogen Threlkeld October 2016 F. Resigned in 2022 over the Society's adoption of a Twitter account; the account was deleted within the week, and Mrs Threlkeld was readmitted with apologies.
00570 Mr Casper Bromfield February 2018 F. (fr.) The Society's only known Fellow to have been admitted, struck off, and readmitted on the basis of a single email thread; the thread, the Curator notes, ran to forty-one messages.
00571 Mr John Clark March 2018 F. Proposed, seconded, and opposed the same motion at the EGM of 2025, the standing orders not forbidding it, and won, in the Curator's phrase, "on aggregate".
00572 Mrs Emma Wigglesworth March 2018 Assoc. Kept the Society's only diary of the weather, in the subjunctive throughout — "were it to rain, it rained" — as a forty-year exercise in the mood. Meteorologically useless; grammatically immortal.
00573 Dr Imogen Crosswick March 2018 F. The Society’s youngest Fellow at the time of her admission (aged 34), and the first to be admitted on the strength of a single published article. The article, in the Times Literary Supplement of 2017, concerned the loss of the en-dash in newspaper typography. It concluded: "What is lost when an en-dash is lost is not, of course, the en-dash. What is lost is the precision the en-dash represented; and what is lost when precision is lost is, in the end, the possibility of being precisely understood. We may regret this. We may not, on the present evidence, prevent it. But we must, at the very least, notice it." The Society notices it. Dr Crosswick was admitted by acclamation; her membership number was, on the Secretary’s recommendation, kept low.
00574 Timothy Macleod May 2019 F. (fr.) Founded the Society's exchange programme with the Académie française, under which each body sends the other its worst error annually. The exchange is conducted with great ceremony and no improvement.
00575 Mr Simon Vaughan October 2019 Assoc. Secured the Society's ruling that "agenda" is already plural, and presided, in consequence, over meetings with an "agendum", which were, all Fellows agree, no shorter.
00576 Miss Wiremu Patel-Higgs November 2019 F. Author of a 2021 paper on the proper Anglicisation of New Zealand place names in formal correspondence, in respectful disagreement with Dr Whitehead's 2017 paper; the matter is being taken forward jointly.
00577 Rupert Fraser February 2021 Assoc. Held that gratitude, like grammar, has correct forms, and wrote the Society's only thank-you letter to run to a second volume.
00578 Dr Ellis Carradine March 2021 F. Resigned in 2024 over the Society's failure to acknowledge his own correction of a typographical error in the Society's letterhead; readmitted the following month, the correction having been adopted.
00579 Mrs Henrietta Buchanan November 2021 F. (fr.) Established the archive's "Slept On" shelf, for rulings the Society suspects it will regret, to be reviewed after a decade. The shelf has never been emptied; it has twice been lengthened.
00580 Miss Claire Kettlewell July 2022 F. Wrote the Society's definition of its own humour, for the benefit of journalists: "We are not joking. That is the joke." The definition has been quoted seventeen times, fifteen of them incorrectly.
00581 Mr Mungo Lavelle September 2022 F. (fr.)
00582 Miss Annabel Pearce January 2023 F. (fr.) Maintained the Society’s running tally of misused apostrophes on the London Underground.
00583 Miss Adelaide Pringle April 2023 Assoc. Submitted, on the same day as her admission, a sixteen-page erratum sheet for the Society's website; the website was substantially rebuilt to her specifications within the year.
00584 Miss Penelope Wren February 2024 F. Submitted a fourteen-page critique of the Society's own admission letter prior to her acceptance. The Secretary made all the suggested changes.
00585 Mr Tarquin Lovelock June 2024 Assoc. The Society notes his three-year correspondence with the editors of The Guardian on the subject of headline capitalisation.
00586 Prof. Rangi Templeton October 2024 F. Indexed the Curator. The entry runs: "Curator, the: passim; see also patience, of whom." The Curator has not amended it.
00587 Mrs Alison O'Neill February 2025 Assoc. Composed the round sung, once only, at the centenary dinner, in which each part corrects the part before. The score survives; the recording, mercifully, does not.
00588 Dr Henrietta Mossop March 2025 F. President-elect. Doctorate (Lexicography, Edinburgh) on the historical drift of "decimate". Holds the modern view, reluctantly.
00589 Mr Ezekiel Trumper March 2025 F. The Society's first Fellow to be admitted with a footnote attached to his admission letter; the footnote concerned the proper use of the en-dash in the year of his birth (1962–63).
00590 Mr Lionel Quesnel April 2025 F. (fr.) Known as Lol. First Fellow admitted by electronic submission via the Society's website.
00591 Mrs Cordelia Mainwaring August 2025 Assoc. The Society notes that her admission letter contained no fewer than seven em-dashes, all correctly deployed.
00592 Miss Gwendolyn Pott August 2025 F. Holds the modern record for points of order raised in a single meeting (twenty-three, at the AGM of 2025), in conscious imitation of Mr Cedric Quigley (#00067); concedes a shortfall of eighteen.
00593 Miss Aster Jellicoe January 2026 Assoc. Operates the Society's online presence under sufferance.
00594 Mr Bartholomew Quill IV January 2026 F. Great-great-grandson of Miss Harriet Quibb. Tradition observed.
00595 Mr Edmund Plumptre February 2026 Hon. Honorary Fellowship for compiling the Society's only known schism-era correspondence in its entirety.
00596 Mrs Verity Stannage February 2026 Assoc. The Society's youngest currently active Associate Fellow at the age of seventy-nine.
00597 Prof. Magnus Tregennis February 2026 F. President-elect (alternate). Holds the chair in Comparative Punctuation at Aberystwyth.
00598 Mr Hector Brierley March 2026 F. Threatened to resign over the use of the singular "they" in the 2025 minutes; remained, with reservations on record.
00599 Miss Octavia Pengelly March 2026 F. (fr.) Maintains a small but vigorous correspondence on the placement of the Oxford comma in legal documents.
00600 Dr Roderick Whitcombe March 2026 F. Submitted his admission letter in iambic pentameter; the Society admitted him without alteration.
00601 Mrs Felicity Boddington April 2026 Assoc. The Society's representative for the proposed Antipodean Chapter. Currently resident in Dunedin.
00602 Mr Tobias Pinch April 2026 F. (fr.) Admitted on his fourth application; the previous three were returned for grammatical irregularities in the application itself.
00603 Mr Nicodemus Wraith April 2026 F. The Society's first Fellow to apply, be rejected, appeal, succeed on appeal, and have his admission backdated to the original application; the matter is currently before the Errors Committee.
00604 Dr Henry Furnival April 2026 F. Latin master, retired. Inducted on the strength of a 1998 correspondence with the then-President concerning the nominative absolute; the Membership Committee took some time to consider the application — twenty-eight years, in the event. Presently the Society’s most recently admitted Fellow.