Fellow No. 00460
Maj. Rakesh Mukherjee
Donated the umbrella stand to the anteroom, with the engraved request that umbrellas be furled "completely; 'mostly furled' is a contradiction in terms". It is the most obeyed sign in the building.
Struck Off, June 1989. Reason: departure to the Association of Pedants (Edinburgh).
Verified by the Society